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OreoLover
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August 14, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Person One: What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard?
Person Two: In middle school, people were saying that i was homeschooled.
..even though I went to school..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Awkward3564
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August 13, 2012 10:33pm UTC

What is a word made up of 4 letters,
yet is also made up of 3.
Although is written with 8 letters,
and then with 4.
Rarely consists of 6,
and never is written with 5.
Fave if you get it.
-nmq.nmf-

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Dinocaulay
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August 14, 2012 1:15pm UTC

The Key To The Universe Could Be Written In The Terms And Conditions And Nobody Would Ever Know

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.*
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August 14, 2012 1:21pm UTC

A weeks ago,,...
M Y D O G
was attacked by another dog.
Now that dog has an electric fence.
Yesterday, I was walking my dog,, and
we passed the dog that attacked my dog's house,,
The other dog was sitting right by the gate,
{{Barking}}
but she couldn't get out.
So my dog,,
walked up to the gate,,
right where the other dog could see,,
and peed right infront of her.
BEST.REVENGE.EVER.
True story.
♥

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chasingthestars
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August 14, 2012 9:47pm UTC

credittorunningislife
Every year,
more people are bitten by New Yorkers, than by Sharks.

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themockingjay
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August 9, 2012 10:32pm UTC

Polar bears are left-handed.
I am left-handed.
Therefore, I am a polar bear.
♥♥♥♥♥

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youonlyliveonce17
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 9:06pm UTC

There is this kid at my school name Luigi.
I jokingly asked him one day if his brothers name is Mario.
His response
"Yes and my dogs name is Yoshi."
Best. Parents. Ever.
nmq

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themockingjay
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 8:45pm UTC

What if your GPS spoke in Professor
Snape's voice?
You'd hear things like,
"How very like your
father you are, you arrogant fool; he would
have missed that turn as well..."
and,
"There will be nofoolish lane-crossing or silly exit-
taking for two miles."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 4:00pm UTC

i was helping my guyfriend
tidy his locker, and i discovered about twenty
fake mustaches and beards in lots of different
colours and styles.
i asked him why he had them,
and he replied,
"oh... well, that'd be telling, but if you ever
need to disguise yourself, you know where to come to."
he then winked and walked away. sucha ninja....

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Billyboy
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 9:18am UTC

it's funny how;
when you remove the vowels from FEMALE,
you get FML.

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Billyboy
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July 5, 2011 9:02am UTC

if i was a teacher ;
i would try to figure out who had a crush on who
& make sure they were always paired up \\ ♥

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idance
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October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC

A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"
I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot (:

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Katie_la_la
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June 5, 2011 7:57am UTC

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Turtle ♥

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smluvsart
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 12:35pm UTC

Hogwarts
Narnia
camp half-blood
the capitol
where would
you
go?
nmf

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crazygurl04
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August 6, 2012 10:26pm UTC

t(-_-t)
eff you too.

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Talia630
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August 4, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Plot twist: Witty doesn't exist; it was all our imagination, and we actually have lives.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xXxForeverxYoursxXx
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August 4, 2012 10:03am UTC

*Lost in a supermarket*
Me: Omg i think im lost
Me: omg omg omg. wat will i do
Me:What will i eat?!
Me: LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!!!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: What am i doing with my life
Me: Mom..... Moooooom...... MOMMY
Me: Omg i think she got eaten
Me: How am i going to get outta here?!
Me: What if i get shot or worse..... kidnapped?!?!
Me: Nah they would bring me back
Me: No one wants me
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *walks into mom* I FOUD YOU!!!!! YOUR ALIVE!!!!
Mom: Ive been here the whole time....

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