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PrettyUnicorn101

1. PrettyUnicorn101
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2013 11:04pm UTC
   In many ways we are (girls) like the goddess Artemis.
   1.We are strong
   2.We are independent
   3.We will care for those who care for us
   4. And we dont give a care for those who dont appreciate us
   >>>--------------------->
   
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2. PrettyUnicorn101
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   April 28, 2013 9:07pm UTC
   Me having a little talk
   with friend's new boyfriend :
   Me:*Brabs his collar* "If you hurt her, I kill you.
   Him:*stares at me*
   And he's been afraid of me ever since :)
   
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3. PrettyUnicorn101
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   April 28, 2013 8:54pm UTC
   He isnt worth it if he breaks your heart
   
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4. PrettyUnicorn101
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   April 28, 2013 2:35pm UTC
   i am scared to say i love bacon, because one day i named my best friend's brother bacon.....my mistake in life
   
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5. PrettyUnicorn101
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   April 28, 2013 2:28pm UTC
   When you accidentally fall in love with someone in your head....
   
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6. PrettyUnicorn101
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   April 28, 2013 2:14pm UTC
   Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore i am a Potato.
   -Potato
   
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7. PrettyUnicorn101
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   April 26, 2013 4:19pm UTC
   Teacher: Did you do your homework?
   Me: Did you grade my paper?
   Teacher: I have other students papers to grade.
   Me: I have other teachers homework to do.
   
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8. PrettyUnicorn101
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   April 26, 2013 12:48pm UTC
   The Unicorn jumps over the rainbow
   
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9. PrettyUnicorn101
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   April 25, 2013 9:53pm UTC
   Making a story in your head and hoping it comes true
   
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10. PrettyUnicorn101
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    April 25, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    Half-Blood (Demigod) forever :)
    
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11. PrettyUnicorn101
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    April 25, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    When you're at a friends house and their parents are yelling at them.....
    Me: *stares at wall* thats a nice wall
    
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12. PrettyUnicorn101
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    April 25, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    Gravity does'nt apply to you if you fall UP the stairs
    
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13. PrettyUnicorn101
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    April 25, 2013 11:30am UTC
    If someone said they're a liar
    Would you believe them?
    
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