Plusle_N_Minun

Status: stuck in the closet..

Member Since: 20 Nov 2012 04:20pm

Last Seen: 22 Oct 2013 09:27am

Birthday: January 31

Location: Where everything pitter-patters

Gender: F

user id: 339320

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:41pm UTC

Who knows?
I'm probably stalking your page right now
ps. don't be surprised when you get 10 notifications
and they're all from me.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:24pm UTC

Every school has that
one creepy basement.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 11:45pm UTC

Sometimes I
wonder if there's another website just like
Witty Profiles and it's unknown
to us.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 8:32pm UTC

Friend: We can't just push a guy who's already down!
Me: How about we nudge him really hard then?

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 8:09pm UTC

Friend: OMG do you have a Instagram?
Friend: OMG do you have a Facebook?
Friend: OMG do you have a Twitter?
Me: No, I have Witty Profile.
Me: You peasant.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 9:40pm UTC

You make me happy,
Whether you know it or not.
We should be happy that's what I said
from the start.
I am so happy knowing
You are the one that I want
For the rest my days.
You're all of my days.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:22pm UTC

I was giving out Kisses(Candy) to people when my crush asks:
"Can I have a kiss too?"
I know my crush meant the candy
But I couldn't help but think you know?

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 12:06am UTC

News about 9 Year Old Gives Birth
bing.com/news
Me: How is that possible!?

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 11:15pm UTC

When a tree is cut it does not know it is dead yet. Only when it rots does it truly know.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 10:35pm UTC

When you find another witty profile and you really like their quotes so you fav them
But then they're probably checking their notifications right now
And thinking you're a creepy stalker

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 9:41pm UTC

So me, my dad, and my lil cousin went camping. At night we couldn't sleep because there were mosquitos. So my dad says:
"Let's turn off the lights so they can't see us."
After a while fireflys started appearing and my lil cousin yells out:
"THE MOSQUITOS CAME BACK WITH FLASHLIGHTS!"

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:24pm UTC

What's cute without the e?
Exactly.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 11:53am UTC

Why do football players smack each other's butts?
You don't see cheerleaders hit each other's boobs.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Me: *Turns max volume on*
Me: *Jams to my music*
Me:
Me: *Plugs headphones in*
Me: *Decides to get some juice*
Me:
Me: *Puts earphones on*
Me: *Plays*
Me: *Scared sh/tless, falls off chair and juice decides to go down with me*

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 8:24pm UTC

I seriously love how we can choose our profile layouts because now I don't have to find one and copy-paste sh.t loads of HTML' s

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 1:46pm UTC

Watching Hunger Games
Friend: I wonder what would happen if all the Tributes stepped off of their plates before the time was up.
Me: Dead

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Does anyone know where the chat rooms went?

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 3:14pm UTC

My Reaction to the New Witty
Me: OMG asdfghjkl;

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 2:04pm UTC

AT&T M CELL 1:00 PM 87%
Messages
BFF
Edit
Guess what o.o
What?
I drank this hot chick is yummy
..... What!?
No! I meant hot coco! Not Hot Chick..Stupid Auto-Correct.
format by bravosierra <--------

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 6:22pm UTC

I would imagine the whole world as a big machine...
Machines don't need any extra parts you know
They always come with the exact amount they need...
So I figured if the whole world is one big machine.
I couldn't be an extra part.
I have to be here for some reason.
And that means you have a reason too.
~Hugo

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