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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Meanttobe4 Meanttobe4
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 10:33am UTC
    Dimonds are a girls best friend
    <3

  3. livierose123 livierose123
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 10:34am UTC
    witty's the hook
    &im the fish :)
    love,love witty.
    format by randomrequests


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    When I die,
    I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    Today is my fourteen t h bir t h d a y
    Can I get atleast 14 faves(:

  8. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    Raping the replay button
    On an amazing youtube video(;

  9. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Wanna learn how to trick a blond?
    click here
    fave if you fell for it(:

  10. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    Last year;
    Teacher: I'm not going to teach this. You'll learn it next year.
    Student: . . . .
    This year;
    Teacher: I'm going to skip this, you should've learned it last year.
    Student: -____-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    I always peek out of my 3D glasses just to see the difference.
    Anyone else?

  14. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Relationship Stereotypes.
    Handsome man + Ugly woman = She's Rich
    Ugly man + Pretty woman = He's Rich
    Handsome man + Pretty woman = Gunna break up soon
    Ugly man + Ugly woman = Gunna have a beautiful son
    Ugly man + Ugly man = Friends
    Handsome man + Handsome man = Gays
    Ugly woman + Pretty woman = Friends
    Ugly woman + Ugly woman = Gays
    Ugly man + Handome man = Friends
    Pretty woman + Pretty woman = Enemies

  15. dakotashine dakotashine
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Guys, i am crying...
    A woman dipped her 19 months baby in boiling water, then went shopping. Her child cried for 4 hours, then died. Can you imagine what kind of pain that child felt all that time? Please, fav this for that child, and if you are against child abuse. Thanks.
    *this is not fake

  16. suicidalteen suicidalteen
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    Square BoxRound PizzaTriangle SlicesI'm confused.
    nmf

  17. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    Attractive person: hi
    Me: who put you up to this

  18. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    That one guy...
    who you always have a huge on-and-off crush on.

    credittowhoeverdeserves...

  19. micha136 micha136
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    i don't need a freaking therapist.
    i need taylor swift.

  20. XbriannaX3 XbriannaX3
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    when you tell someone off and all your friends are like
    ಠoಠ oh no she didnt!

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