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kristabff
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February 27, 2013 2:56pm UTC

And in that moment I swear
this quote was infinite as it was added onto Witty Profiles at least 10 times every day omfg

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bunnylover43
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February 27, 2013 4:51pm UTC

~The Perks Of Being A Wallflower~
Sam: so what are you going to do when you get out of this place?
Charlie: I really wanna be a writer but I don't know what I would write about
Sam: You could write about us!
Patrick: Call it Sl.ut and the Falcon.
Patrick: Make us solve crimes!

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 27, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Me: I should go shower now
*five minutes later*
*another five minutes later*
*yet another five minutes later*
*more five minute intervals*
Someone: *goes into the bathroom*
Me: wow f//ck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

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ChocoTaco
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February 27, 2013 3:37pm UTC

When you give up your social life for Witty:
Goodbye everyone I will see you all in therapy

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Argument I heard on the bus:
Guy 1: No, man, gay bros can raise babies. Look at warthog motherf//cker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And Simba became king of motherf//cking Africa.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 5:35pm UTC

I was eating oreos
and I was dunking them in milk
and the cookie broke and sunk
to the bottom so now I'm just staring
at the glass and wondering why bad
things happen to good people.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 22, 2013 7:08pm UTC

"Women give birth,
they literally have the power to end the human species
if they decide in unison to boycott humanity.
So men, you should probably think about that,
because you have no idea what you're f//cking with."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:20pm UTC

doctor: so, what kind of birth control
are you using?
me: my appearance
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:36pm UTC

The lady at Target couldn't scan my item
and just looked at me and said "just take it. i hate this f//cking place"

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chachawawabubu
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February 21, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Do you guys know that 17 year old boy named Charlie who's on this season of American Idol?
Tonight, he held up his necklace and said "This is for all my little awkward turtles out there."
I swear if he isn't one, he would make the perfect Wittian!

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PerksofBeingaWallflower
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:21pm UTC

I was suspended today.
I dip-dyed eight inches of my hair pink for Shave or Dye, a cancer organisation.
According to my school, I'm a distraction and a disgrace to the school's image of young women.

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MissTomlinson
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February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC

*When I'm on Omegle*
Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

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OhHoePlease
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February 20, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Would your
eight year old self
be proud of you right now?
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

I wish anxiety and self doubt
could burn calories.
Then, I would finally be skinny.
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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Putting on skinny jeans
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA

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EmilyxLovesxU
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February 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC

At the Brit Awards imagine if...
Taylor was about to sit down,
Then Harry pulls her chair away
She falls and he shouts:
"Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
omg.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 4:11pm UTC

The best
things in life
Accidentally overhearing someone
say something nice about you,
waking up and realizing
you still have a few hours left to sleep,
first kisses,
making new friends
and spending time with the old ones,
singing in the bathroom,
sweet dreams,
hot chocolate,
making brownies and cookies,
holding hands with someone you care about,
watching a sunset,
sleeping in,
taking long hot showers,
and knowing that somebody misses you.

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