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laklak9614
posted a quote
November 15, 2010 3:40pm UTC

-----> && i hate it when teachers give you a
time limit to go to the bathroom...
i mean...
" hellooooo... i cant really control
the speed of my pee"
happen to anyone else??

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thebombbb
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December 5, 2010 9:25am UTC

Thanks Phone,
for being strong, everytime I dropped you. ♥
format credit: xxNeonMeAndYouxx

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sweet425
posted a quote
August 12, 2010 10:52pm UTC

Love; Go to your phone.
use T9 and press 4156831968
It's true. ♥

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sweet425
posted a quote
August 19, 2010 3:02pm UTC

.. Life is a Beach;
i'm just plaayin' in the sand ♥

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sweet425
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August 20, 2010 3:21pm UTC

..;I kick it like adidas.••

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PerfectSlut*
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October 12, 2013 3:53am UTC

*You're Perfect*
Because everything you do makes me smile..
Because every second I spend with you is worth while..
Because when you laugh at me, I laugh too :*
Because everyone else can see that I'm devoted to you..
Because I love your eyes and they way they shine..
Because you don't tell lies.. and you're so beautiful when you whine..
Because when you get mad, You can't hide it :p
Because when you're sad.. I can find it..
Because the way you hold me sends shivers down my spine..
Because I never stop thinking about you /.\ It's not fair..
Because your spirit's so free.. and you're so damn fine! c;
Because you're just PERFECT~♥~ and no one else can compare :)
*I LOVE YOU*

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 4:03pm UTC

I went to the town park last weekend to take a walk with a few friends. Some people were setting up for a rowing competition and most of them were polite and conversational. After walking the strecth, we went to sit on a bench, and 3 older women (between 40 and 50) came up to us and were like "These are our benches, you can't sit here" and me and my friends were like "What?" and they were like "We're in a rowing league. We need benches. You can't sit here." (Mind you, this is a public park.) So we got up and let them have their bench but as soon as they started rowing my friend and I walked to the shore, flipped them off and yelled, "Row, row, row your boat, the f.ck away from me!"

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kara008
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 5:11pm UTC

THIS ISN'T HOME, THIS ISN'T HOME
I couldn't feel more alone;
I NEED TO FEEL, I need to feel somebody ♥

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 5:23pm UTC

I finally wrote him a letter:
Hi. I know we haven't talked in a few months. I want you to know I have no hard feelings, and I'm not mad. I guess I'm just a little disappointed. I want you to know that even though we didn't date for too long, I have never fallen so hard so quickly for a boy in my entire life. And I don't know why I just cannot get over you. You're special, clearly, because I'm the pickiest girl alive. I also have extreme trust issues, but it wasn't like that with you. I trusted you immediately, wholly, and completely. Your kisses were my favorite and the sound of your laugh was (and maybe still is) my most favorite thing ever. I just want you to know you're special.
I know you have another girl now who's probably prettier and gives better kisses. At first I was upset when I found out you were dating someone else. Now I'm not. I'm actually very happy for you, because you deserved a whole lot more than what I was giving you. I can tell you're happy and you like her just by your Facebook posts. I'm so happy for you, and I hope you enjoy her.
If you could just do me one favor: Tell her she's lucky. Tell her to appreciate you and everything you are. Tell her she'll never know what she has until it decides to leave unnanounced, without responding to text messages and without returning calls. Tell her I am envious of her, but for the right reasons. Tell her I do not plan on interfering because I will not be 'that person' and because, somewhere deep down, hidden underneath all this envy and depression, I think I like you two together more than me and you anyways.
With whatever comes before love,
Chris

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kara008
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 5:26pm UTC

and maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both grow old;
well, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know - I hope so.

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uthinkuruntouchable
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 6:02pm UTC

You may not realise it, but this is 100% true:
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

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WhatDoesTheFoxSay
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 9:05pm UTC

16. What does the fox say?
A. Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow
B. A-ooo-oo-ooo-aoo
C. Chawka-Chawka-Chawka-kaka
D. Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingringeding
E. Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho

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greyskies
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Tarzan: Okay...
Tarzan: "How do you do. My name is Tarzan, and I believe you are known as Jane."
Tarzan: "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle... And you?"
Tarzan: "You must be Jane. I am Tarzan. It's a pleasure to meet you."
Tarzan: There she is!
Jane: ...
Tarzan: ...
Tarzan: ME TARZAN YOU JANE!
Jane: ...
Tarzan: Dammit.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 12:17am UTC

I've been strong for far
too long; I'm done.
I say as I break my diet.

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allglitter1996
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Can you feel the pounding of my heart
when we kiss
when I lose control
and get lost in your touch

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 8:13pm UTC

his eyes, though,
were what
what she fell for.
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TiredandTan
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 3:23am UTC

Goodnight.
Dream about me,
won't you darling?

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 11:23pm UTC

Work for a cause
Not for applause
Live to e x p r e s s
Not to impress
Don't strive to make your pressence noticed
Just strive to make your absence f e l t

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SophiaIzAwesome
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 11:25pm UTC

You were born an original,
don't die a copy...

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SophiaIzAwesome
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 11:49pm UTC

Cause I don't wanna fall in love.
If I ever did that, I think I'd have a heart attack...

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