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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Timeboy1408isLove Timeboy1408isLove
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    Life is like a party.
    You invite a lot of people; some go, some join you,
    some laugh with you, some didn't come. But in the end,
    after the fun, there would be a few who would clean up the
    mess with you. And most of the time, those were the uninvited ones.

  3. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #287
    Justin once said, "If you have haters, smile
    at them! It bothers them, and your the one
    smiling at the end of the day."

  4. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    When someone walks out of your life, let them.
    They are just making more room for someone better to walk in.

  5. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    Tips for success #7
    Open the Chamber of Secrets.
    not my format(:

  6. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    I saw a PETA advertisement
    that said; Whips and chains belong in the bedroom, not the circus.
    Yeah, obviously, because you should respect animals, not women.

  7. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  8. bkarpo31 bkarpo31
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    And when the teacher says
    "partners"
    my best friend and I don't even have to
    look at each other ♥

  9. AshleyMarie9O AshleyMarie9O
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    WIFE: I WANT YOU TO WHISPER DIRTY THINGS IN MY EAR ;]
    HUSBAND: KITCHEN, PATIO, BATHROOM, LIVING ROOM, DINING ROOM

  10. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Just Admit It___ #15
    You walk in to a room and 'he' is the first person you look for

  11. brwneydgrl96 brwneydgrl96
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    During a test;
    people look up for inspiration,
    down in desperation,
    and left and right for information.

  12. killerKandy killerKandy
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 4:57am UTC
    So today in class
    my teacher
    had stap l ed McDonalds a p p l i cat ions
    t o t he t est s of al l t he peop l e w ho f ai led
    MLIA

  13. kodikayy14 kodikayy14
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    I wish having a
    Boyfriend
    was like Volleyball,
    You call mine and,
    Everyone else backs off.♥
    Not my format


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. pceluvbasketballx3 pceluvbasketballx3
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    I failed a spelling test
    because they asked me how to spell
    PLAYER
    & I put down your name
    nmf/nmq

  16. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  17. Daddygirl99 Daddygirl99
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    CODES CODES CODES CODES~~~~~~~~~:)
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    For future quotes.. use them! -notmine.

  18. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 9:50pm UTC
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  19. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    If my ceiling fan could hold my weight,
    I'd never be bored again.

  20. Nani Nani
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 3:10am UTC
    MATH IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE I HEAR PEOPLE DOING RIDICULOUS THINGS.
    FOR EXAMPLE,
    "John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23. What does he have now?
    UMM.. DIABETES, MAYBE??

:)

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