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larrison9012
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 10:31pm UTC

How did all of this fat get on my knees?
"Grandma, those are your boobs."

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capsized*
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July 3, 2012 3:41am UTC

How I see math word problems;
if you have 4 pencils and I have
7 apples, how many pancakes would
it take to cover the roof?
Purple, because aliens do not wear hats.

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smileetweetzz
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July 3, 2012 11:14pm UTC

Me: *smiles at text*
My Mom: Who're you texting?
Me: ....Jake...From State Farm....
nmq

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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June 21, 2012 11:02pm UTC

Me; Hey I just met you-
Stranger; *Walks away*
Me; Now you're just somebody that I used to knooow....

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FramingMatthew
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January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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badwolf*
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September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

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katieXOalice
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Fav if;
You are shorter than
5'8...
:D

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

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ilovedance143
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October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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KrIsTeN_LoVeS_1D
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 10:28pm UTC

Please Read!
My baby cousin has this disease called Krabbe Disease. Krabbe disease is a rare condition affecting one out of every 100,000 people in the United States. Both parents must have the faulty gene for the child to inherit the disease. Her name is Addilyn and she's not even a year old. The doctors say that is she makes it to be a year old, she won't live long after that, if she even makes it that long. Even though she's only related to me through marrige, I still find her part of my family, and everytime I think of her I cry my eyes out. I just wanted to try and raise awareness of this disease and maybe try to get it out to people who can maybe try to help find a cure. Because in case you're wondering, there is no known cure. I want to tell you, Addilyn Davis, that even though you may not even know me, your cousin, I love you so much! Even though you're just a baby, you are one of the strongest people I know!

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silje_x3
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August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E. lessons involved
a rainbow colored parachute

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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becca95lx4
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October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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