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aboutmes_vivian
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March 3, 2010 7:52pm UTC

Haha, Remember When We Used To Say,
"Do you like him? Like, likelike him? "

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rememberthename18
posted a quote
March 1, 2010 3:28pm UTC

I am the girl. You are the boy.
I f y o u d o n ' t t e x t m e f i r s t,
we're not talking today.
(:
--yess it's a facebook group,
but it's also on xanga (:

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eriiicaaa
posted a quote
March 1, 2010 7:24pm UTC

WhatifLil'WaynewasinTwlight?
Bella-You dont eat.
Lil ' Wayne- Well,yeah. My pants are down to my knees!
Bella-I know what you are.
Lil ' Wayne-Say it.
Bella-Bedrocker.
Lil ' Wayne-Are you scared?
Bella-No,you can transform me.

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momo744
posted a quote
February 28, 2010 7:38am UTC

Uhmm, hello ?
I bought a bag of chips.
I didn't just pay $1.99 for half a bag of air.

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inspiredreams_xo
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February 27, 2010 4:24pm UTC

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sowrongitsmad
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February 28, 2010 4:41am UTC

bieber brings all the girls to the yard, and they're like:
"can you even get hard?"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lebooof_444
posted a quote
January 17, 2010 9:46pm UTC

"My favorite fruit is grapes.
Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a
crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit, But if you have a
c r a p p y g r a p e , n o p r o b l e m - - j u s t m o v e o n t o t h e n e x t .
'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'"
- D e m e t r i M a r t i n : ]

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lebooof_444
posted a quote
February 15, 2010 4:29pm UTC

"So, I bought a new CD
and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like
: government tape. It says 'open here'...is that sarcasm? :
x And buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard and then scissors.. x
You need scissors to get into scissors ... what if you were buying them for the first time?
Y o u w o u l d n ' t b e a b l e t o g e t t h e m o p e n !
Then you try and buy a lightbulb and it's this thin , thin , cardboard ..... what are they thinking?
'Ohh, they'll be fine...'"
- E l l e n D e G e n e r e s :]

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lebooof_444
posted a quote
February 18, 2010 5:52pm UTC

Make your life an exclamation,
[ ! ] ////////// not an explanation.

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Lil_Idiot
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February 27, 2010 12:30pm UTC

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JoeJonasaddiction
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February 27, 2010 12:16pm UTC

For every great quote
there's always a hate comment.

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breakeven
posted a quote
February 18, 2010 7:48pm UTC

jfds&h!jahoiodh&^a;lh
is sometimes the best way to vent.

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jessicax3579
posted a quote
January 2, 2010 6:17pm UTC

last night, i fell down a flight of stairs.all my friends
were wondering why it didn't hurt. i just told them,
"im u s e d t o i t"

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jessicax3579
posted a quote
January 14, 2010 7:33pm UTC

(when phineas and ferb are in a mini sub inside candace)
Phineas: Hey, Candace is on a date with Jeremy!
That means we're on a date with Jeremy.
Ferb: Again, creepy on so many levels...
___phineas&ferb(:
oh boy i love ferbb. he makes
my day every single daayy. (;

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
February 1, 2010 5:18pm UTC

If I Was 16 and Pregnant
I'd get my assed whooped
not a TV show

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ForeverYoung_
posted a quote
February 18, 2010 12:20am UTC

they say that good things take time
but really great things happen in a blink of an eye ♥
Thank you to Everlong for the blink code [;

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Ozzy_
posted a quote
February 17, 2010 1:25pm UTC

Guess I'd rather hurt than
FeeL NoTHiNG aT aLL
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
--> I said I wouldn't call but I'm a little drunk and <--
I need you now. And I don't know how I can do without
i JusT NeeD You Now

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ForeverYoung_
posted a quote
February 15, 2010 2:41am UTC

"Kidz Bop Sings the Beatles!"
...oh please, no.

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