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thebeatles4lyf
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June 7, 2012 10:50am UTC

don't start today with broken bits of yesterday♥

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teralovable
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June 7, 2012 10:51am UTC

Parents call it
" Talking back "
We call it
"Explaining"

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StarsareRachelBerry
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 10:52am UTC

Calling mom
Me: Why doesn't she pick up?
Me: Somebody could be murdering me right now and she wouldn't even know.
Me: I'll try again.
Me:
Me:
Me: She's not picking up.
Me:
Me: She's dead.
Me: She obviously tried to pick it up the first time but lost control of the wheel.
Me: I killed her.
Me: I killed my mom.
Me: ...I'm going to jail....
Me:
Me:
Me: Oh, look, she's calling me right now.

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matinaCrazyCat
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June 7, 2012 10:52am UTC

2% studying....98% computer!!!!

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iwannafeelweightless
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June 7, 2012 10:53am UTC

you're prettier when you smile ♥

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Nigel9086
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June 7, 2012 10:54am UTC

mom: so I found this website called "witty profiles"
me: oh..
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom: it looks pretty dumb
me: *breathes sigh of relief*

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thebeatles4lyf
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 10:57am UTC

in order for you to insult me,
I'm going to have to value your opinion.
♥
nmf

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ONEDIRECTION454
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June 7, 2012 10:57am UTC

Parents spend the first 3 years of our life teaching us to walk and talk and the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

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PurpleWitty9
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June 7, 2012 10:59am UTC

When someone asks me "Guess what?"
I don't guess,
I just say "what."

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Quartochi1D
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June 6, 2012 9:51am UTC

~ Walking down the hall with her head held high, every hair is in its place, sees a friend and she waves hi, wearing a smile on her perfect face. Friendly, smart, and beautiful, everyone adores this girl. Seemingly content, her head's in a whirl. Inside she's unhappy, and doesn't know why. She lays in her bed at night and cries. She doesn't know what causes the tears; how could this princess have insecurities or fears? She has it all. A pretty smile, many friends, a great guy, the newest trends, her family has money, she gets good grades, has her own car, and her makeup never fades. Always looking happy, every single day, but inside she's feeling a different way. This is wonder girl, she's everyone's dream, but things aren't always what they seem

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Quartochi1D
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June 6, 2012 10:06am UTC

~That moment when u caint stop smileing at him even though u hate him so much but u love him so much at the same time

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LuvOrHate
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May 21, 2012 12:24pm UTC

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?
Highlight between the * to see answer.
*it makes a splash* :)

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LuvOrHate
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May 23, 2012 10:41am UTC

roses are red
violets are blue
i am so happy
that he is with you
* * *
violets are blue
roses are red
i am just kidding
i wish you were dead

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LuvOrHate
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 9:35am UTC

format by sandrasaurus
when people yawn
do Def people think t heir screaming?

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LuvOrHate
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June 6, 2012 10:22am UTC

It doesn't matter how big or tough you think you are...when a 2 year old gives you a play phone, you answer it! ♥

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LuvOrHate
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June 6, 2012 1:22pm UTC

Me and my friend were in the lunch line and her C R U S H♥ gets in line behind me. I obviously push her in back of me, but she walks infront of me again. I asked her what's wrong, but she said "nothing..just screw love, I"M HUNGRY!" lol my friends ♥

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livelaughlovee16
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June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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iamanidiotxo
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May 25, 2012 5:29pm UTC

The energizer bunny got arrested
charged with battery
♥

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iamanidiotxo
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May 30, 2012 11:33am UTC

I wonder
if in China, the clothes say made around the corner...

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iamanidiotxo
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May 30, 2012 12:10pm UTC

They say, the early bird gets the worm
but the second mouse gets the cheese
-hannah sousa

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