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1. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2015 6:33pm UTC
   No Matter How
   Old You Are,
   SPONGEBOB
   ... Will n e v
   e r Get Old ♥
   
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2. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2015 6:24pm UTC
   y o u c a n t a k e e v e r y t h i n g i h a v e .
   You can break everything i am.
   Like i'm made of g l a s s .
   Like i'm made of paper.
   Go on and try to tear me down.
   I will be rising from the gound.
   Like a skyscraper.
   ❤
   
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3. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2015 9:28pm UTC
   I SOLEMNLY SWEAR
   THAT I AM UP TO NO GOOD
    
   
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4. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2015 9:16pm UTC
   He's gonna
   be sorry he
   lost
   you
    so stop worrying;forget the
   past,forget the pain
   And
   remember; 
   what an incredible
   woman    
   you
   are
    
   
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5. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2015 8:41pm UTC
   I Only Have
    a few people that I actually  
                consider to be my
   friends.
    t h e    r e s t    a r e  
    j u s t     p
   e o
   p l e     I
       t
   a l k     t
   o 
    
   
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6. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2015 8:40pm UTC
   The Good Memories
     are
   eating me alive. I need to hide from them,  b u t
     I
     d o n ' t
     k n o w
     h
   o w
    
   
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7. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2015 7:37pm UTC
   It's    Hard  
    To
      Wait    Around
   for
   something that you know might  never  happen,
   but it's even  harder
    to give up when
   you know it's
   everything you've
   ever wanted.
    format credit;
   xoalicecullenxo
   
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8. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2015 7:36pm UTC
   Our little pony-tailed girl
   grown up to be a woman
   & now she's gone in the blink of an eye
   She left the suds in the bucket
   and the clothes hanging out on the line.
   ♥
   nmf
   
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9. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2015 7:30pm UTC
   "I Wasn't That Drunk."
   "Dude,You Asked My Mom If She Was Still A Virgin."
   
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10. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 7:28pm UTC
    Favorite if you're shorter than 5'8.
    Comment if you're taller than 5'8.
    
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11. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 3:40pm UTC
    "I hope one day you're looking into her eyes and you remember mine
    and I hope that it fcks you up
    and all the memories of me come rushing back and I hope
    you realize I never left when you gave me every reason to."
    -I know I should hate you but I can't
    
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12. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 3:39pm UTC
    i vow to fiercely love you
    IN ALL YOUR FORMS. NOW AND FOREVER.
    
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13. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 3:22pm UTC
    I just realized that we don't even know what
    dinosaurs sound like.
    They could've been speaking fluent german for all we know.
    
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14. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 3:20pm UTC
    whenever i don't need my phone battery
    it's always fully charged, it's always fully charged. but whenever i do need it charged, it's always dead.
    
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15. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 5:02pm UTC
    The people in 1910
    probably thought in 2010
    we would have flying cars and robots
    ... but no.
    So far, all we've come up with is
    backwards robes and
    rubber bands shaped like
    animals.
     
    not mine
    
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16. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 4:51pm UTC
     
    "Who's
    that?"
     "What
    are they doing?"
     "What's
    happening?"; 
     "Shut
    up and watch the movie".
     
     
    
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17. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 4:49pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite
    a carrot?
    but
    your brain is like 
    "no!
    don't
    eat
    your
    finger!"
    and that's why you
    can't.
    
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18. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 4:48pm UTC
    ----> A kid gave his teacher
    a blank piece of paper.
    
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19. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 4:32pm UTC
    I told my mom that 
    i broke into a
    homeless mans house...
    she grounded
    me.
    
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20. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 4:29pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    .: w h e n a g u y a c c i d e n t l y h i t s y o u r b o o b :.
    
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