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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 2:59pm UTC

When Your Mom Thinks
you're doing homework, then obnoxious music starts blaring from your computer

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 4:02pm UTC

Here's to the kids,
who try there hardest to be good enough for everyone. Who spend hours scrolling through posts on witty to find the right one to describe their mood. Who wait online for that one certain person to sign on, just to gather up the nerve to say hello. Who listen to the same song dozens of times because the lyrics mean a lot and with the words, a memory plays in their minds. Who deserve so much more than they get, and are willing to fight for it. And whose wish upon a shooting star or 11:11 was wasted on someone who will never care.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 4:00pm UTC

Dad to his son
"Next time the bully ask for your money,
Tell him you left it on his mother's dresser ."

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SamanthaNicolePerry
posted a quote
October 28, 2011 10:54pm UTC

BOYS
Think of girls just like books.
If the cover doesn't catch their eye,
they won't bother to read what's inside
nmq

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GlamourGirl
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC

If he only wants your
breasts,legs,and thighs
send him to KFC

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msemilyosment
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 5:25pm UTC

HELLO
My name is...
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramírez
;)

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ceej97
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 6:50pm UTC

I have CDO.
Its like OCD, but in
alphabetical order.
♥

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CourtneyLuvsBerriesXoxo
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 5:24pm UTC

The voices we make during prank calls ♥

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 8:43pm UTC

my life:
PARENTS: I HAVE SUCH A PRETTY DAUGHTER.
GRANDPARENTS: HOW MANY BOYS HAVE YOU
GONE THROUGH THIS WEEK?
PEOPLE IN SCHOOL: & HERE WE HAVE THIS DEFORMED POTATO..

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xjaimex3
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 5:35pm UTC

don't you think it's funny how the person you're going to marry is on this earth as of right now?
haha yeah, that's weird.
do you ever wonder what they're doing?
Nope, I already know. She's texting me(;
AWWWWWWW :D
but she went to bed, so im talking to you now.):
....

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 3:37pm UTC

'toddlers & tiaras'
was only named that because
'Strippers in Training' wasn't catchy enough.
♥

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snooopyx3
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 11:35pm UTC

josh:
are you copying me?
drake:
no i'm just comparing your answers with the ones i'm about to write.

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unicornlove99
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 10:57pm UTC

That awkward moment when.....
when your singing a song
And the artist gets the words wrong.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ellarosemartinez
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 9:11pm UTC

Seeing
All the gorgeous girls on the internet and feeling like you're about as attactive as a cabbage♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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captivated
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 5:04am UTC

allcredittocaptivated
we all have time machines.
some take us back in time
they're called memories.
others take us forward in time
they're called dreams.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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An'*
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 1:56pm UTC

no matter how ugly you think you are,
there’s someone that believes you're the most beautiful thing on earth, and nothing can ever change that. ♥

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MadGabs
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 9:20pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
Amazing moment at school
Me: Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No you shouldn't,why?
Me: Because I didn"t do my homework
Teacher: * Opening and closhing mouth like a fish then laughs*
I'll give you this one, well played
Format by Sandrasaurus

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idance
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 10:45pm UTC

Writing with your finger on a mirror after taking a shower when it fogs up.
not my format.

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