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1. She
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 10:41am UTC
   other girls: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
   me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
   
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2. InsertAliasHere
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   October 28, 2011 12:40am UTC
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3. InsertAliasHere
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   October 28, 2011 10:14pm UTC
   Shampoo Bottle Empty
   put in shampoo bottle graveyard in corner of shower
   
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4. InsertAliasHere
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   October 28, 2011 10:16pm UTC
   Let The Spider Live
   it'll kill the cockroaches
   
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5. InsertAliasHere
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   October 29, 2011 4:05pm UTC
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6. InsertAliasHere
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   October 29, 2011 5:48pm UTC
   He'll be here in 10 minutes
   and i haven't a damn thing to wear
   
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7. InsertAliasHere
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   October 29, 2011 6:06pm UTC
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8. InsertAliasHere
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   October 30, 2011 4:18pm UTC
   I like how, when I do laundry
   My friends get their own stack.
   
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9. InsertAliasHere
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   October 30, 2011 4:38pm UTC
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10. InsertAliasHere
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    October 30, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    Subject Not Found On Wikipedia
    Guess I'll never know...
    
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11. InsertAliasHere
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    October 30, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    Floor
    the largest shelf
    
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12. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    they say the devils water it aint so sweet
    you dont have to drink right now
    but you can dip your feet
    every once in a little while
    
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13. InsertAliasHere
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    November 3, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    I can see why you like it here,
    theres a thin layer of nerd all over everything.
    
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14. InsertAliasHere
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    November 4, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    Interesting
    Narrative
    Champ
    
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15. InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    For there never was a story of more woe.
    Then that of
    Juliet and her Romeo.
    
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16. InsertAliasHere
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    November 8, 2011 7:01pm UTC
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17. InsertAliasHere
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    November 8, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    HE'S NO QUARTER BACK AND SHE'S NO PROM QUEEN
    THEY'RE JUST A COUPLE OF OUTCAST TEENS
    HE LIKES HER EYES ----------- SHE LIKES HIS SMILE
    jocked
    
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18. InsertAliasHere
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    November 8, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    Susan Strong
    This is where you belong.
    Hanging with me on a fallen tree.
    Dont think you deserve this?
    To live up here on the surface?
    I think you do, and I think all your friends do too.
    How long have you lived in the darkness?
    I just want to show you the light!
    Cuz your a human just like me Susan.
    ...
    Susan Strong
    you turn my heart on
    
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19. InsertAliasHere
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    November 8, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    Hell hath no fury
    like a women scorned
    
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20. InsertAliasHere
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    November 8, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    Eat
    Drink
    Be Merry
    For Tomorrow
    We Die
    
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