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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    it may be
    stupid
    but it's also
    dumb.
    -patrick star

  2. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 10:45am UTC
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    They invented hugs to let peopleknow,
    you love them without sayinganything.♥

  3. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 10:55am UTC
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    Advice for young girls,
    1.) Don't let disney screw you over, there are no princes.
    2.) Your first kiss will come when its time, stop stressing.
    3.) Take pictures of everything.
    4.) Your friends now, aren't forever. niether are your friends next year.
    5.) Never stop making art. never.
    6.) Don't take relationships now to seriously, okay?
    7.) 7th grade sucks for everyone.
    8.) Dont stress about being "pretty" or "boy material" just be you.
    9.) No one is completely confident.
    10.) i promise in a few years you'll laugh because its all true.

  4. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:18am UTC
    you know your in love when...
    you get up 30 minutes early every morning just to say goodmorning to her

    true story

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 11:19am UTC
    When theres a car in the middle
    of the mall and you're just like "How the heck did it get in here?"
    NFM/FMQ

  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:34am UTC
    The Two Of Them
    made eye contact, but it was only just a glance. they don't know they're in love with each other
    because they're both afraid to take a chance ♥

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Those cheap pencils with
    erasers that screw up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.

  8. dream_big_xhearts2 dream_big_xhearts2
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    the other day, i was driving with my family..
    i looked up, and saw a huge sign that said:
    "don't stop smoking. nobody likes a quiter"
    alright, that's horrible.
    what is this world coming to?

  9. shelleybaby9397 shelleybaby9397
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    When your boyfriend says IT'S OVER,but we can still BE FRIENDS,It's like having your mom tell you your DOG DIED,but you can still KEEP IT.

  10. BetterThanRevenge BetterThanRevenge
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Never
    let the fear of striking out
    Keep you from
    playing the game.

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:32am UTC
    I use my phone as a flashlight,
    and hit random buttons to keep it lit
    nmq.

  12. HeGivesMeHope HeGivesMeHope
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    So what we get drunk
    So what we smoke weed!
    Were just having fun
    we don't care who sees!.....
    unless
    mom sees then were
    screwed.

  13. alexis10297 alexis10297
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Which one are you?
    a. Broken
    b. Alone
    c. Hurt
    d. All of the above

  14. lizzygaddy lizzygaddy
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    fav this if you
    belive in god♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    KIDZ BOP
    is on their 21st album.
    Their first one came out in late 2002.
    Don't you feel old.

  16. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    ☾ ☽☾☽
    ☾ ☽☾☽Close your eyes,
    DearFamily:Thanks for putting an emptybox of cereal back in the cabinet. Now I can have a bowlof disappointment for breakfast.
    format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

  18. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Want me to scare you?
    You're marrying the kid that sits next to you in math.

  19. Izzy10bella Izzy10bella
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    who else wishes;
    they could have lockers like the ones on Victorios?

  20. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    The Suite life of Zack and Cody;
    Hector: Esteban, I have great news! There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
    Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
    Hector: No. The other one.
    Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?

:)

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