ZombiexEater*

Status: Idk

Member Since: 22 Jan 2013 11:49am

Last Seen: 29 Sep 2014 07:34am

Birthday: August 17

Location: Somewhere in a apocalypse

Gender: F

user id: 347409

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 10:32pm UTC

My family
Is either the type to show up extremely early
Or way too late.
There is no inbetween

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 3:21am UTC

ok,
Read it for me again, but this time
Without laughing.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:42am UTC

Have you ever said something to someone without thinking
and you're just like
"Noo come back!!!.."

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 9:05pm UTC

Happy 4th Of July!
Have a good 4J!

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 5:01pm UTC

S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and I want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After I get all of these names, I am going to make a YouTube video of all the Witty Profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Let's show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! stay strong! )Took from addictedtonutella)
signatures:
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mNotAlone
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Not_My_Username ♥ <3

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Allergy Medicine Commercial:
Side effects:
Sneezing
Caughing
Runny Nose
Unusual Dreams
Insomnia
Depression
Dehydration
Rashes
Hypothermia
Diabetes
Stroke
Heart Attack
Aids
Death
Why suffer with allergies?

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 7:21pm UTC

I have honestly never seen my birth certificate
I could be like eight, for all I know.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 5:41pm UTC

Anonymous asked: My page won't let me play the music from youtube. I have checked to make sure the link worked several times. Why won't it play?
Steve: Maybe you could whistle or hum a tune instead.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Thank you, pad wrappers for being so loud,
Of course I want the entire world to know when I'm
On my period.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:08pm UTC

Why can't you
See yourself through
My eyes?

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Normal People Before They Go To Sleep:
-Brushes Hair
-Brushes Teeth
-Puts On Pajamas
-Washes Face
-Says Goodnight To Everyone
Me before I go to sleep:
-Takes socks off
-Flops onto bed

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 7:04pm UTC

when I was younger
I got "Virgin" and "Version" mixed up.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 10:53pm UTC

Why is it called red bull,
When it's green?

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 7:01am UTC

Message for all parents,
Or legal gaurdians!
Are you worried about your kids throwing wild crazy parties while you're gone?
Worry no longer, Witty is here to save the day!
Once your child or grand child makes a Witty Profiles account,
They will be addicted, for life!
Guaranteed!
All they will want to do is eat, sleep, and log onto Witty everyday.
Isn't that great!?
Get your kids a Witty for free today!
Warning:
May cause the following:
bad grades, sleeping in classes, always on computer, sleep deprivation, no social life, never leaving the house, all food in house to be gone, obesity, being protective of computer, and loud laughter.
What are you
waiting for?!
Sign up today!

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 6:09am UTC

I'd be
a g r e a t a c n e m o d e l.
Format credit: br0kenwings

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 11:30pm UTC

Cleverbot
What is your name?
What is my name?
Yes, what is your name?
I don't know, you tell me.
I shall name you Bob.
Okay my name is Bob.
George Bob.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 9:40am UTC

I'm A Teenager,
I have a dirty mind.
I freak out over nothing.
I am insecure, about everything.
I cry, more than I should.
I'm over emotional.
I'm over dramatic.
I get upset over, everything.
I stress about what other people think of me.
I wonder if he/she thinks about me.
I try to please everyone, but always fail.
I'm too clingy.
Sometimes I feel like no one cares, when that's not the case.
I think too much.
I wish I had a social life, but I'm to lazy to get one.
I think serious, but I'm immature.
I give a lot of attitude.
I don't admit to things, easily.
Sometimes I hate who I am
I give out to much information online.
I Am A Teenager,
What do you expect from me?

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 8:47am UTC

They Say That Love Is Forever,
Your Forever
Is All That I Need,
I Love You Food <3

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 8:08am UTC

My sister and her best friend were talking about the
Various times they were almost kidnappd or killed
Because of the dumb and crazy things they use to do
When they were younger,
Me and my best friend:
"I don't know how they did all that,"
"Me either, I'm afraid to walk outside to take out the trash every day."
"And the craziest thing we've ever done is build a fort out of couch cushions, "
"and have your brother jump on it and
knock it down."
And we both started laughing.
*Facepalm*

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 5:14am UTC

So, I was trying to have a serious Conversation about growing older, with my
Eleven year old brother,
Him: hey what are you watching?
Me: Fosters Home For imaginary Friends, it brings back the old days.
Him: i love that show
Me: Yeah, I remember when we were younger, we use to watch it together all the time, we're getting so much older. I can't believe your turning twelve this year, and I still remember you being eight, I'm going to be fourteen this year, and I just can't believe it. Where did the days go?
His reply?
"Fart."
What even..?

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