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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    how are 11 year olds in relationships and stuff when i cant even
    order something at mcdonalds without stuttering

  2. Nikole_69 Nikole_69
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    -Smoke weed everday-
    ~Snoop dogg~
    i love you

  3. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    We broke up.

  4. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    And then you realize,
    He is laughing.
    He is smiling.
    He is happy.
    And it's not because of you.

  5. nevershoutnever98 nevershoutnever98
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    I just can't do this anymore

  6. nevershoutnever98 nevershoutnever98
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Twisted dreams and scattered screams

  7. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    it doesn't matter if you wrote 'love' on your wrist yesterday, what matters is if you still care today

  8. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
    Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
    Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
    Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
    Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
    Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
    Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
    Tumblr

  9. summer_girlxo summer_girlxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Texting your crush:
    *smiles like an idiot*
    *laughs uncontrollably*
    *jumps up and down*
    *dances in a circle*
    --crush calls you sweet--
    *omgomgomgomg*
    *hugs cat*
    *flies to the moon*
    *faints*
    *dies*
    ..my quote(:

  11. storyaboutagirl storyaboutagirl
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
    Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
    So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
    and if your a high schooler please leave
    a quick comment
    -xoxo

  12. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  13. rileylovesyoou rileylovesyoou
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 7:32pm UTC
    i wish i could see
    myself from a
    boy's perspective. ♥

  14. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC
    I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
    LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

  15. becca95lx4 becca95lx4
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    to players, we're hot.
    to perverts, we're sexy.
    to adults, we're cute.
    to relatives, we're adorable.
    to dumbasses, we're fine.
    to each other, we're pretty.
    to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
    to the right guys, we're beautiful.
    but to ourselves,
    w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

  16. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  17. emileeashly emileeashly
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    I hate when
    you can't talk because you're about to cry

  18. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  19. runningforeverr runningforeverr
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    Based on psychologic study,
    a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
    love.

  20. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

:)

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