NickieNicole87

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Life's what you make it.<3

NickieNicole87
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December 28, 2014 3:04pm UTC

my obsession with The Office is unreal.

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NickieNicole87
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October 13, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Honesty is an expensive gift,
don't expect it from
CHEAP PEOPLE.

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NickieNicole87
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September 8, 2012 11:05pm UTC

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”

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NickieNicole87
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September 2, 2012 10:42pm UTC

A guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm afraid to fly and ships make me deathly sick. My wish is for you to build a highway from here to Hawaii." The genie replied, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Think of the huge pillings we woud need to hold up that highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. And think of all the cement that would be needed. Plus, since it's such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along the way. No, that's just too much to ask. Impossible. Think of another wish." The guy thought for a moment and said, "Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to know. I'd like to be able to understand women - what makes them laugh and cry, why are they so temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with ...you know, what makes them tick?" The genie thought for a second, then asked, "Do you want that highway with two lanes or four?"

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NickieNicole87
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September 2, 2012 10:36pm UTC

Today in church, they played a song, and only the black people were standing at first...So my little sister grabs my hand, makes me stand up and says "C'mon Jen. We have to show them that the whites can do this."

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NickieNicole87
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August 12, 2012 4:52pm UTC

True Story
My mom,"I heard something about freckles possibly leading to skin cancer."
*My little sister grabs her cheeks*
"I thought these were kisses from God?!?!"

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NickieNicole87
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August 10, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Sometimes I'm tempted to trick my friens who arent' firmilur with Witty.. Show them my quote when it's still in "preview" form..where Steve was kind enough to make it seem like my quote would actually get 161 faves and 377 comments.. ;)

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NickieNicole87
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 12:00am UTC

Mom, "No, I'm not
going to buy her a swim suit at the end of summer when she already has one."
Dad,"But honey...YOLO.."

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NickieNicole87
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 5:43pm UTC

When a girl says, "What?"
Its not because she didn't hear you...
She's just giving you a chance to refrase what you said.

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NickieNicole87
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February 26, 2012 6:33pm UTC

If I could bring my shower on stage I could win American Idol

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NickieNicole87
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January 20, 2012 1:09pm UTC

♥ But you'd have to walk a thousand miles♥In my shoes, just to seeWhat it's like, to be meI'll be you, let's trade shoesJust to see what it'd be like toFeel your pain, you feel mineGo inside each other's mindsJust to see what we findLook at stuff through each other's eyesBut don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful, ohJust stay true to youSo don't let 'em say you ain't beautifulJust stay true to you-Eminem ♥

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NickieNicole87
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October 3, 2011 8:23pm UTC

♥♥♥ A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the pu...zzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed......."Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box" ♥♥♥

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NickieNicole87
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September 27, 2011 6:28pm UTC

Everytime I try and send a picture on text, my phone always says "Picture too large, resize it?" && I think to myself, 'Is that a fat joke?' -_____-

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NickieNicole87
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September 13, 2011 5:44pm UTC

If you actually think about how many people are on
Witty...It's depressing. Since i get a whole 3 Faves on all my quotes. GO ME!

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NickieNicole87
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September 10, 2011 7:18pm UTC

♥♥♥"Lord, you said that once I decided to follow You, we would walk side by side through life, but when I needed You most, I saw only one set of footprints in the sand." The Lord replied, "I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."♥♥♥

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NickieNicole87
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September 10, 2011 7:01pm UTC

some people need 2 facebooks...one for each face. ♥

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NickieNicole87
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August 10, 2011 2:32pm UTC

♥Tangled Quote #1 "Something brought you here, call it what you will...fate...destiny.." "Um...a horse?"

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NickieNicole87
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August 5, 2011 7:12pm UTC

Going To Bed With A Hair Tie On Your Wrist, && Waking Up With A Gigantic Dent In Your Arm.♥

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NickieNicole87
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August 5, 2011 2:41pm UTC

Cause I will stand by youI will help you throughWhen you’ve done all you can doAnd you can’t copeAnd I will dry your eyesI will fight your fightI will hold you tightAnd I wont let go♥

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