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  1. ilovepuppy11 ilovepuppy11
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2015 5:14pm UTC
    nmfNM
    ◢ 4:00 ▃
    FUNNY TEXTING WITH...
    DAD
    DAD:HI.IM FAIRLY NEW TO FACEBOOK.MIND ACCEPTING MY FRIEND REQUEST?
    ME:YOU MADE A FACEBOOK?! WTF!
    DAD:WHAT DOES "WTF"MEAN?
    ME:OH IT MEANS WELCOME TO FACEBOOK
    NMF

  2. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2015 3:27pm UTC
    "I don't understand why you never come out of your room"

  3. Wifey6614 Wifey6614
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2015 6:25pm UTC
    Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let them boys between your legs, they'll say your cute , they'll say your fiene but in 9 months they'll say it ain't mine.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 8:14pm UTC
    this format was made by partie! please only use this for your QUOTES on WITTYPROFILES.COM and do not remove ANY part of the credit; that includes this credit right here and any credit that follows (c) partie
    having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. it's self- destruction.

  6. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 2:32pm UTC
    Mornings would be better if I woke up next to you...❤

  7. grlsmmy* grlsmmy*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2015 10:15pm UTC
    I fell in love with places I've never seen
    and people I've never met.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2015 9:23pm UTC
    it's kind of scary how in a relationship one person can be so
    in love and the other can just be waiting for an apportunity
    to end it.

  10. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2015 8:31pm UTC
    I like your crooked teeth and I like your messy hair. I like the warmness of your hands; how they hold mine with great care. I like the paleness of your face, how I can make it burn bright red. How when I stare you start to jitter and look upon the ground instead. I like the way you like my eyes and the way you joke and tease, how just one of your simple smiles can weaken both my knees. I like how much you like me, we both know that it's true, but I'm still terrified of how I'm so in love with you.

  11. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2015 12:11pm UTC
    I like it when you sleep. I like the calmness of your face and the way in which you breath, I like how you are settled and don't tug on your sleeves. I like the slowness of your heart - how it beats, steady, in your chest and how when you are sleeping, I also get to rest. I'll sit beside you in the darkness and I'll watch you with great care, I'll count all of your freckles and from your face, I'll brush your hair. I'll watch you and I'll worry, about problems that aren't mine, but the why in which you sigh will suspend them all in time.

  12. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2015 9:46pm UTC
    Just because I act like I am uninterested doesn't mean that I am.
    I want to be with you like the world needs the sun.
    I need you like a body that needs a heart.
    I can't stand it anymore.
    Because I pushed you away, and god I regret it so much.
    I want to let you know that I love you.
    How can I do that when you're pushing me away too?
    Why did I ever let you go.
    All I feel now are the pains in my chest and sorrow.

  13. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2015 1:09am UTC
    Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
    So Heres to Another Better Year
    ...

  14. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2014 1:45am UTC
    Inspiration moves one from Pessimism to Optimism, from Doubt to Faith, from Despair to Hope, and from Darkness to Light!-RVM

  15. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2014 4:45pm UTC
    Just because I find you attractive it doesn't mean I like you.
    You appeal to my eyes,
    not my heart or mind.
    It's really not that deep.

  16. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2014 10:46am UTC
    Describe me the way an author would in a book

  17. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2014 7:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    If it requires pants or a bra
    it's not happening today.

  19. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2014 2:46pm UTC
    "It's beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind.
    Someone that wants to undress your conscience and make love to your thoughts.
    Someone that wants to watch you slowly take down all the walls you've built up around your mind and let them inside."

  20. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2014 6:48am UTC

    I'm Married
    to the
    music,
    for Better
    or
    For Worse
    ...

:)

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