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brush_your_teeth
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December 1, 2013 6:01am UTC

Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

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123oreo123
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December 1, 2013 6:36am UTC

I wanna be...
That girl that everybody wants to be friends with because she is so popular!
A unicorn.

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D*
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December 1, 2013 9:18am UTC

So now I know the things I know
And do the things I do
And if you do not like me so To hell,
my love, with you.
Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can Love like a fool,
But Hating, baby, is an Art.

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123oreo123
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December 1, 2013 9:45am UTC

My toughest life decision.....
It has to be.......
deciding whether I want a cadbury advent calendar, or a nestle one. My life is so tough.

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I'm Cool.*
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December 1, 2013 10:31am UTC

I'm ashamed because I'm almost 15 and I still haven't watched mean girls.
I'm sorry.

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D*
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December 1, 2013 12:10pm UTC

Guess what.. ?
My new medicine makes life easy.......!!!
It's called FUKITOL.

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D*
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December 1, 2013 12:15pm UTC

ME ! WHAT ?!
I am not bad !
I am just mischievously creative ;)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ItsRachaelxo
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December 1, 2013 12:59pm UTC

Person: I'm not listening to that screaming music!
Me: Why? Scared you'll like it?

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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December 1, 2013 1:27pm UTC

How to bring your baby to the cinema;
1.) Don't.

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animallover721
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December 1, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Mom: Wear a jacket!
Me: No Mom! *Leaves*
10 minutes later...
Me: GOD I'M COLD!

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HakunaaMatata
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December 1, 2013 11:53am UTC

» But money can't buy a relationship
& you're still a terrible mother.

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cottoncand3
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December 1, 2013 3:12pm UTC

I have these highs and lows with my self esteem. It's like a rollercoaster. One hour I'm crying my eyes out, the next I'm laughing so hard at something that I feel those imaginary abs coming in. I think this is the worst it's ever been for me. Am I the only one?

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7year-hole*
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December 1, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Well
I don't deserve to be happy, but I have no right to be sad.

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liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
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December 1, 2013 4:56pm UTC

Words, how little they mean when you're a little too late.

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mariah_love1369
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December 1, 2013 5:54pm UTC

I decided a long time ago that i was not going to be a weak girl and cut myself anymore, i'm not going to drink or smoke to make everything ok. I decided that it was time for me to fight my demons not run from them or try to keep them at bay. I refused to let the darkness swallow me because i knew deep down i was better than that and worth so much more. I decided to try to love myself and be posotive because all negative thinking will do is destroy you until you're nothing but an empty shell. I chose to do my best so i could be happy. It was hard putting down the sharp objects i'd come to love and the smoke that i found revuge in or the liquid that numbed my pain. I battle myself everyday but i have to stay strong. You know why? because i don't deserve to be miserable or in constant pain with no escape. No one deserves it. I decided to fight the pain and depression away.
So can you

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