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posted a quote
August 22, 2011 11:20pm UTC

"Please choose a category":
ehh, that was sorta funny, kinda?

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posted a quote
August 22, 2011 7:27pm UTC

I BLAME MOVIES
for my high expectations of relationships

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posted a quote
August 22, 2011 2:00am UTC

“I” BEFORE “E” EXCEPT AFTER “OLD MCDONALD
HAD A FARM”

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posted a quote
August 22, 2011 1:54am UTC

The Awkward Moment When,
You get in the van and there's no candy.

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posted a quote
August 22, 2011 12:01am UTC

Guys.
Every time you make an account on Pympy, you're just supporting them.
Let Steve handle it. You're making it more popular than it should already be.

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posted a quote
August 21, 2011 5:51pm UTC

click to see this quote

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posted a quote
August 21, 2011 5:38pm UTC

I'm not a hipster
but I can make your hip stir.
;]

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posted a quote
August 21, 2011 2:30pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When,
Dora discovers google maps.

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posted a quote
August 21, 2011 2:26pm UTC

When you're up your
friends know who you are.
When you're down you
know who your friends are.

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posted a quote
August 19, 2011 11:55pm UTC

Dear Beyonce,
the fact that all his stuff fit in the box to the left
should've been your first sign of trouble

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posted a quote
August 19, 2011 11:41pm UTC

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Just because she's 'Gorgeous' doesn't mean that you aren't.
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posted a quote
August 19, 2011 11:35pm UTC

If you had any Idea
How terrifying it is for
A girl like me
To talk to a boy like you . how
Then you'd understand
Why I say the wrong things
At the wrong times.

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posted a quote
August 19, 2011 11:23pm UTC

That Moment Awkward..
When you thought this said awkward moment.
;)

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posted a quote
August 19, 2011 11:19pm UTC

you see this face?
:(:
it's two-faced
just like you.

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posted a quote
August 19, 2011 10:12pm UTC

People don't deserve second chances
when there are still people out there
waiting for their first.

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posted a quote
August 15, 2011 11:29pm UTC

So this one time, I saw a spider and I was like: "Ahh! a spider!" and it was like: "Ahh! Kyle!"I think of witty as a
Totally kyle.
Totally.