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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 1:39pm UTC

plot twist
you can only bring sexy
back if you have the receipt
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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伤*
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January 5, 2013 12:24pm UTC

WMYB: "You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or"
More Than This: "And as I walk up to your door my head turns to face the floor" Moments: "Shut the door, turn the light off"
She's Not Afraid: "But every time I tell her that I want more, she closes the door" Loved You First: "Knocking on your door and kissing you on the mouth"
Still The One: "Now I'm back at your door, you're looking at me unsure"
Change My Mind: “As I’m walking towards the do-o-or, I’m not sure”
The boys obviously like to sing about doors

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OneDirectionQuotes
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November 19, 2012 10:09am UTC

"I was hoping the judges would like me.
If they hadn't it would've been a major setback
In my plan for world domination."
-Harry Styles

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 10:36am UTC

"The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine,
But I love them endlessly."
Liam actually has dimples in his back
At the bottom of his spine.

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suicidethoughts
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 2:43pm UTC

It's a funny feeling, really.
Realizing that you don't matter to someone. Realizing that, after all this time, they couldn't care less of your well being. They having better things to do than to worry about the likes of you. Realizing that nothing you said to them, those nights you worried about them, none of that really matters. Then you start to think, see everything that you already knew was wrong with you. Too clingy, too whiny, annoying, pathetic, weak; it's all just reassured in your mind that all of that is true. I guess, it's not so funny after all.

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suicidethoughts
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 2:48pm UTC

Just like every body else,
you'll get bored of me
annoyed by me,
hate me,
stop talking to me,
leave me.
Eventually.

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suicidethoughts
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 5:31pm UTC

A Story I Wrote:
The rain fell in a hushed melody, collecting on the fragile daisies eventually weighing them down. A girl lay under the old willows entwined braches, body enclosed by the daisies she once admired. Her body was limp and relaxed as if she were merely dreaming. Her blood stained lips were dry and cracked- sealed shut never to reveal what happened earlier that morning. Her eyes remain open, cold as stone, but looked peaceful in a way one could not muster. At first glance you may presume she was resting before the long walk back to the village; but that is why it took so long to find her. For she was long gone drifting among the clouds in a whimsical land some call heaven.

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suicidethoughts
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 5:36pm UTC

I can't deal with this!
I'm not strong enough.
and I'm tired of pretending that I am.

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PurposefulHarm
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Write the first thing that comes to mind.
1 Hello: yolo
2 Love: Team Payzer
3 Cow: Milk
4 Peace: yolo
5 Sky: Blue
6 Mr. Big: wut
7 Horror: Sux2suxck
Answer with only one word.
 1 You are a(n): penguin
2 You drink: donut sauce 
3 Your first kiss: When I got my Niall poster
 4 Where are you: My floor
5 You like: donuts
 6 Hate is: wut 
7 Love is: Elounor 
8 You dream of: Mental Hospitals
 9 You can’t spell: lalala  
10 Your favorite color is: Pink 
Answer either yes or no. No “maybes” allowed. 
1 You like a boy/girl: Yes.
2 You would kiss someone for $10: No 
3 You’re addicted to facebook: Nyet 
4 You’re addicted to notes: hmm?
5 Pink looks nice on guys: Yes
 6 You can keep a secret: Yes 
7 Do you have any siblings: Yes 
8 You know what an asterisk is: * swag
 9 You dye your hair: nada
 
Write the first thing each colour makes you think of.
1 Red: Fire
2 Green: That fork sitting in my room
3 Teal:  My friends Dress
4 Maroon: 5
 5 Silver: moon
 6.Brown: My last name
 7 White: CMy shirt
8 Peach: Peaches
 9.Yellow: Pee
10 Purple: K-State

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jariley*
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Inspirational.
Why do my followers and wittians call my inspirational.
I am just a girl trying to fight cancer and live my life.
mf

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:)*
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Thanks mom, That really helped my problem.
that really helped the problem.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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IamBritishBoy
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 6:10pm UTC

What If We Looked The Way We Acted...

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 5:42pm UTC

EVERYTHING
HAS
BEAUTY.
BUT NOT
EVERYONE CAN
SEE IT.

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carlie321
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Don't you hate it when you have a Text Relationship?
When you're texting:
You: Heyyyyy cutie ;)
Him: Ello there gorgeous ;)
You: Ahahaha aww :D so what's happenin'?
Him: Nothing interesting until I started texting you :)
Real life:
You: Maybe if I avert eyes he won't talk to me...
Him: *Bumps into me* oh sorry.
You: That's okay.
Him: Bye.

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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October 9, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Teacher: Don't come up to me unless you're bleeding or dying.
Me: *Goes up to her desk*
Teacher: Are you bleeding or dying?
Me: First, we die every second of the day. Second, I am bleeding for I am on my period.
Teacher: ....

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Oh snap!
Heyy sweet thang
Tartar sauce!
Where's Perry?
Hug me brotha!
Sweet niblets!

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forever_styles
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October 9, 2012 8:08pm UTC

Me: i really need to stop eating
Me:
Me: *keeps eating*

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Nirenberge213
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October 9, 2012 6:39pm UTC

What they think...
Mom: OMG. My daughter actually went outside today! Just to get the mail of course...
Dad: *makes stupid Dad joke*
Girls at school: OMG I have sooooo many friends! And my parents are rich and my boyfriend buys me flowers everyday and I'm so freakin' perfect!
Cats: why are there so many quotes about us
And then there's us.
Us: *sees someone* peasant.
Us: *sees sunlight* *hisses*
Us: wittywittywittywittywittywittywittywitty

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alexthebabe
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October 9, 2012 5:40pm UTC

You weren't just a star to me..
You were my whole damn sky.

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