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MusicLuv00

1. MusicLuv00
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 2:46pm UTC
   "Did your mom drop you as a baby?"
   "Yeah, into a pool of sexy"
   
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2. MusicLuv00
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 2:43pm UTC
   credittoforgeter
   Dear life, when I asked if my day could
   get any worse, it was a rhetorical
   question, not a challenge
   
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3. MusicLuv00
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   December 26, 2011 2:36pm UTC
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4. MusicLuv00
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   October 9, 2011 5:30pm UTC
   You gotta fight the clouds on your bad days to deserve the sun on your best days
   
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5. MusicLuv00
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   October 9, 2011 5:27pm UTC
   Just because she's pretty, dose not mean you're ugly
   
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6. MusicLuv00
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   October 9, 2011 1:59pm UTC
   You know you have a "back up tab"
   for when someone is watching
   you on the computer
   
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7. MusicLuv00
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 9:20pm UTC
   When I Lose "Who
   cares it's only a
   game"...
   When I win "LOL
   IN YOUR FACE
   YOU LOSER!"
   
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8. MusicLuv00
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 9:13pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   your pet is looking right at you when your naked
   
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9. MusicLuv00
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2011 9:00am UTC
   Dear Tony the Tiger,
   Since when do people randomly eat cereal in the middle of a soccer game?
   Sincerely, lets be realistic here
   
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10. MusicLuv00
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:56am UTC
    *Boy bends down on one knee.*
    Boy: I've been wanting to
    tell you this for a long
    time...
    Girl: OMG!
    Boy: Your shoe is untied
    never
    
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11. MusicLuv00
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 10:02am UTC
    Starbucks isnt really that expensive compared to what Victoria Secret charges per cup
    
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12. MusicLuv00
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    Teacher: Imagine your a
    millionaire. Write your story
    *Boy doesnt write*
    Teacher: Why arent you
    writing?
    Boy: I'm waiting for my secretary
    
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13. MusicLuv00
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    Sometimes just thinking about sax makes me jazz in my pants,
    HAHAHAHAHA!!
    Get it? No? .... ok, jokes over..
    
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14. MusicLuv00
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    I didn't fall..
    I just gave the floor a hug
    since they are always being stepped on
    
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15. MusicLuv00
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    The happiest people are not the ones who have
    everything. They are the ones who make the best of
    everything
    
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16. MusicLuv00
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    July 26, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    Spongebob lives in the ocean,
    but he can't swim. Nice one
    Nickelodeon
    
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17. MusicLuv00
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    July 24, 2011 10:26pm UTC
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18. MusicLuv00
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    Those awkward forced car conversations with
    your friend's parents
    
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19. MusicLuv00
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    July 24, 2011 10:09pm UTC
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20. MusicLuv00
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    I don't like happy ending, I would prefer to have an endless happiness.!
    
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