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  1. liveandlearn_12 liveandlearn_12
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 9:14pm UTC
    I can't describe the feeling to anyone, not even my best friends. Because the rush that I get when I’m around you is unexplainable❤

  2. liveandlearn_12 liveandlearn_12
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 9:00pm UTC
    Honestly, if you find someone who can make you feel like you're the best god damn thing in the universe just by calling you beautiful, stick with them. They're rare.❤

  3. liveandlearn_12 liveandlearn_12
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 10:03pm UTC
    .The minute you think you're going to lose something, it
    becomes the most important thing in your life.❤

  4. _prettyletdown _prettyletdown
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 5:16pm UTC
    What's on your mind? ... him ♥
    Share

  5. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC
    Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
    Think about it...
    Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
    However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
    Now, which sounds more gay?

  6. xoxapplexox xoxapplexox
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 6:32pm UTC
    Google
    [_the sexiest man alive_]
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2009 - Privacy
    Did You Mean: enrique iglesias?

  7. ayebeex3 ayebeex3
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 2:53pm UTC
    when you say pudding
    your nostrils flare
    fave this if u just said pudding

  8. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 5:03pm UTC
    Do you realize that after all these years, we still haven't seen Mr.Tipton?

  9. itsLObabbby02 itsLObabbby02
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 5:47pm UTC
    when i was a kid♥
    [♥] i used to lie flat under a blanket durning hide and seek «

  10. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    *In The Supermarket*
    Crap, where's my mom!? Act cool, Act cool..

  11. sillyslinky sillyslinky
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 5:25pm UTC
    What if...
    McDonald's sold hot dogs? I would dare you to order a 'McWeener' & say you want it super-sized without laughing. :D


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2010 10:53pm UTC
    i just realized that London Tipton
    is based off of Paris Hilton

  14. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2010 12:12am UTC
    I'm Diagnosed...
    With the
    What-Day-Is-It-Today ?
    Disease.
    Cause - Summer.
    Treatment - School
    Only effects kids with no reason
    to know // and or remember the
    day of week.
    J u s t m e ?
    all mine ;D
    .

  15. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 8:44pm UTC
    Liking your own status;;
    is like high-fiving yourself in public.
    facebook (:

  16. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2010 9:24pm UTC
    I totally take back all those times;;
    i didn't want to take a nap when i was younger.
    anyone else ?

  17. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 2:33am UTC
    Officer i swear to
    Drunk I'm not God.
    Facebook
    Fav if you get it (:

  18. Murph22 Murph22
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    If only mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood....

  19. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  20. anjcrazii101 anjcrazii101
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 12:39pm UTC
    so one day i had my period and i forgot to flush the toliet .....
    and my brother went to the bathroom after me, and he calls me in and hes like whats this?! and before i can explain he screams " MOM, HER BUTTS BLEEDING? then my mom explains to him that i spilled red paint in there so the next day he goes to the bathroom and spills red paint and tells my dad his butts bledding and my dad goes up to my mom and says honey... i think our son got his period
    LMFAO. thiis actually happeend
    please the[<3] if you laughed (:

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