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AlNicholas
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September 11, 2012 4:37pm UTC

it doesn't matter if you wrote 'love' on your wrist yesterday, what matters is if you still care today

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leeuumm
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September 21, 2012 5:19pm UTC

dear hamburger
i just want your soft big buns in my mouth and your juicy meat i cant wait to eat you out
highlight

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leeuumm
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October 4, 2012 3:09pm UTC

One man's "EWWW"
is another man's "i'd hit that."
-mnyrlindsey

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leeuumm
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October 12, 2012 8:36pm UTC

*kid walks in 15 minutes late to class*
Teach: where is your pass and why are you late?
Kid: i got dismissed late
*another kid walks in late*
Teach: if none of you have passes, how do i know that you werent smoking in the bathroom? im going to start sniffing everyone who comes in late
*another kid comes in late*
Teach: *sniffs kid*
Kid: wtf
coolest teacher ever

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BrokenSmile__
posted a quote
July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.

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leeuumm
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October 19, 2012 3:45pm UTC

math city b*tch
math math city b*tch
ten ten ten twenty equals fifty b*tch

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SecretSequin
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 1:47pm UTC

10 year old: I'm gonna go clubbing!
Me: Okay, but dont swear when you go
10 year old: Why?
Me: Club Penguin will ban you for 24 hours if
you do.

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chlomonsta
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Me sat next to a really cute boy in class;
Me; Ow.
Boy; What?
Me; I bit my tounge
Boy; Oh.
Me; Kiss it better?
Boy; *slowly moves to another seat*
true story.

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vaginiall
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 1:25pm UTC

Shane
My Chinese friend died today. So yung...
30 minutes ago · comment · like
4 people like this
Alex
Hu was it?
24 minutes ago · Like
Shane
This isn't a fu/cking joke Alex
23 minutes ago · Like

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vaginiall
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 1:43pm UTC

what're u doing?
laying in bed
nmf,
naked?
yeah
nmf,
send me a pic
it's dark
nmf,
i dont care
yeah
nmf,

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leeuumm
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August 15, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Dad: liam come over here
Me: *walks over*
Dad: look at this hummingbird its cute
Bird: *flies away*
Dad: NOOOO IT FLEW AWAY! ..that was cute.
Me: *walks away*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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leeuumm
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 11:41am UTC

You know your obsessed with cars when.. #2
Friend: i got new shoes
Me: what make?

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AlNicholas
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August 22, 2012 3:22pm UTC

do you know what it's like to be tortured by your own mind?

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AlNicholas
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August 22, 2012 3:57pm UTC

i miss your smile, but I miss mine more

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:01pm UTC

me: i'm going to sleep now.
brain: but wait what is the meaning of everything

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AlNicholas
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August 13, 2012 7:25pm UTC

click to see this quote

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 7:52pm UTC

has anyone noticed that most of the top quotes have simple black/white formats these days?

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leeuumm
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 9:53pm UTC

Friend: theres nothing to eat.
Me: *sees table covered with everything you can think of*
My house
Me: there's nothing to eat.
*cabinets are filled with expired, stale food*

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ilovedance143
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October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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