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mollifers123
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December 26, 2013 2:49pm UTC

I wonder how people reacted to the first burp. Like if you think about it, it sounds like a demon possessed you for a split second to make a weird noise and then you're back to your regular self. What if everyone thought that they were possessed by a demon.

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mollifers123
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December 21, 2013 2:07pm UTC

Everyone at my school is going ape shÎt over what happened about Duck Dynasty. Quit spazzing over a homophobic redneck and get on with your lives !

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mollifers123
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December 19, 2013 8:25pm UTC

I just cried like a baby watching the How the Grinch Stole Christmas because it's just so beautiful , soo many emotions because Christmas is gorgeous. Like forreal, where the fùck are you Christmas. Why can't I bítching find you. Why have you gone away .

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mollifers123
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November 21, 2013 8:32pm UTC

Dear Girls,
Santa saw your Facebook photos,
and now all you're getting is clothes for Christmas.

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mollifers123
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October 29, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Maybe more men would stand up and be gentlemen if you would sit down and act like a lady..

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mollifers123
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September 21, 2013 11:21am UTC

I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

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mollifers123
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September 11, 2013 4:06pm UTC

September 11th is one of our worst days, but it brought out the best in us. It unified us as a country and showed our charitable instincts and reminded us of what we stood for and what we stand for.
fidfmdkskskdjfjdkxmv
♥

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mollifers123
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August 27, 2013 8:50pm UTC

You can post a photo of you in your bikini that's waaaayy to small and everything's dandy.
But if anyone posts a photo in their underwear, any kind, even if it covers more than a bathing suit, it's slutty and trashy and unacceptable.

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mollifers123
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August 15, 2013 4:18pm UTC

This is true.
Until last year, I didn't know what Copy and Paste was
So if I wanted to copy something
I would look at it and type it word for word.
.____________.

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mollifers123
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August 11, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Boobytrap backwards is partyboob. Carry on.

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mollifers123
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August 6, 2013 7:50pm UTC

SÏut : *posts a photo with her bõobs and but hanging out on Facebook*
SÍut : * Gets lots of comments from guys on the photo*
SÎut : Why these níggas be so thirsty?!
Me : Hm. I don't know. Maybe it's because YOU HAVE YOUR BOÓBS HANGING OUT DEFYING EVERY LAW OF GRAVITY.

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mollifers123
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August 5, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Soup always burns hipsters' mouths cause they eat it before its cool.

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mollifers123
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August 4, 2013 11:42pm UTC

Me Everyday :
Today is not my day.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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mollifers123
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August 4, 2013 6:05pm UTC

I love sleep because it's like a time machine to
Breakfast.

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mollifers123
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August 4, 2013 6:08pm UTC

"Did you get a haircut?"
"No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible."

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mollifers123
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August 4, 2013 2:27am UTC

* At the store *
Me : *sees hot guy that works there*
Me : Mom, go to cash register 4 to check out
*Goes to the hot guy to check out*
Me : *Tries to act smooth and cute while putting the food on the counter*
Me : *Drops the peaches and it splatters *
Hot guy : Uh oh, it's okay i'll pick it up in a minute
Me : Urm, thanks
Me : *Slips on the busted peach and almost fall.*
Mom : *Laughs at me the whole ride home*
I'm smooth as a razor you guys, smooooth as a razor.

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mollifers123
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July 16, 2013 10:13pm UTC

I don't see why girls have such HUGE crushes on guys, but dont tell them. It's not that hard to do, what's the use of liking someone for such a long time and not telling them how you feel? You could be wasting your time wanting someone who will never like you and you won't know it
because you never had the guts to
Tell them.

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mollifers123
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July 18, 2013 3:12pm UTC

I've been spending days at the hospital because my uncle has cancer. He's leaving today because the doctors say they can't do anything for him. We've been planning his funeral and taking him out to do the things he wants to do before he passes.
Where is his recognition? We only notice the famous people and support them.
So.
RIP Talia and everyone that has died from cancer
♥

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rebecca*
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July 14, 2013 6:02pm UTC

I can handle the fact that people have a different opinion than I do on the George Zimmerman verdict but please, unless you watched the entire court case on CourtTV or something like it, watched the testimony with an open mind, ready to absorb the knowledge of both the prosecution and the defense, shut the f/ck up. Please dear god, shut up. Reading about the case on various news sites or tumblr and reddit does not count. These sites will demonize either Trayvon or George without showing the other side of their respective stories. Watch the court footage, then, after watching it, while being as unprejudiced as possible, make a decision. If you actually paid attention to every detail and heard everything the court room heard, I will respect your opinion, but if you are just spouting off something you saw on the internet or a news channel because you think it sounds good, I'm going to disagree and I'm not going to be respectful about it.

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