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  1. wanesa wanesa
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 3:53pm UTC
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  2. Pshyeah Pshyeah
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 10:10am UTC
    [[After a date]]
    Boy: I've had the time of my life
    Girl: Me too
    Boy: And I've never felt this way before
    Girl:Me too!
    Boy: I swear this is true
    Girl: :)
    Boy: And I owe it all to you
    Girl: aww you're so swee-
    Boy: DIRTY BIT *starts breakdancing*
    Girl: ........

    credit to phenomenal for the format.

  3. 45baileybear 45baileybear
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Dear Ugly quotes,
    We already know you're an ugly quote, get over it. And get some plastic surgery if you're gonna keep going on about how ugly you are.
    Sincerely,
    Annoyed witty girls

  4. catieQ17 catieQ17
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:49pm UTC
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  5. raniji raniji
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    &&
    Who still sleeps with their teddies because they're just so cuddly ;D
    --------------- ♥ ---------------
    format by silje_x3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. LillyLoux3 LillyLoux3
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    Fav if you ever...
    -walked on water
    -kissed the queen
    -saved the world
    -time traveled
    -took a shower

  8. imnotajocker imnotajocker
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    Hush, little sister
    Please don't cry
    I wish I could be there
    To sing you a lullaby
    I can see your arms
    Bloodied and bruised
    That's strange, little sister
    Mine were like that too
    I know you scream
    When Daddy's there
    Hush, little sister
    I know you're scared
    I can see the way
    He's hurting you
    I'm sorry, little sister
    He did that to me too
    I know that people
    Ignore what's going on at home
    That makes me angry, little sister
    You shouldn't have to be alone
    Hey little sister
    You want to know why I'm not there?
    It's a sad story, little sister
    But people should care
    You see, little sister
    One day Daddy got high
    You were asleep in your crib
    So you didn't hear my cry
    He screamed at me
    And smashed my head against the door
    While you slept, little sister
    I died on the floor
    You know, little sister
    I don't think that I would have died
    If someone had only bothered
    To listen to my cries
    But hush, little sister
    Daddy's coming home
    Quick, get into bed
    You don't want him to find you alone
    I'm sorry little sister
    He's in a bad mood
    Run while you can
    Uh oh little sister
    He's lifting his belt
    Scream while you can, little sister
    Call for help
    Hush little sister
    You don't need to cry
    No one can hurt you
    You're in my arms tonight.
    FAV if you're against child abuse.

  9. missionbeautiful missionbeautiful
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    favorite this if;
    You were born on your birthday, it's a rare occasion for this to happen{:

  10. dontfallinlov3 dontfallinlov3
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    I'm sick of seeing
    Heart felt quotes
    >>>with 6 favs when they should have
    600
    Mean while quotes about
    Justin Beiber
    Have thousands..

    not my format.

  11. Lalalalaurenx3 Lalalalaurenx3
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 6:30pm UTC
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  12. smjsmjx3 smjsmjx3
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    friends will :
    -call&ask to hangout
    -tell you your pretty
    -let you have the last chip
    bestfriends will :
    -show up at your house without asking
    -call you ugly if your hair is messed up
    -grab the last chip & yell "Sucker!" (:
    ~facebook
    fave if you love your bestfriend ♥

  13. imnotajocker imnotajocker
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    Like this if......
    IF YOU
    FLIP YOUR PILLOW
    BECAUSE
    THE OTHER SIDE IS
    COLDER.

  14. xoxo2hot4uxoxo xoxo2hot4uxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    SO TODAY MY COUSIN WAS IN A STORE. SOME GIRL CAME UP TO HIM AND ASKED HIM "ARE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER?"
    MY COUSIN WAS SO INSULTED THAT, THAT NIGHT HE CAME HOME FOR DINNER AND HE HAD SHAVED HIS HEAD BALD!
    FAV IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS AN INSULT. COMMENT IF YOU WOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT AS A COMPLEMENT :)

  15. valeriieex3 valeriieex3
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 1:42am UTC
    when my phone dies. . .
    & I'm in an awkward situation...
    I pretend like I'm still using it. <3

  16. LittleMonster_ LittleMonster_
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    1:00 a.m
    *Get up, walk calmly to the bathroom,
    pee, look in the mirror quickly
    to make sure there's no masked killer
    behind you, turn off the lights,
    run as fast as you can
    from the bathroom
    back into your bedroom
    and jump 2 feet in the air
    and land on the bed,
    pull the covers up to your chin
    and glance around the room
    to make sure you didn't leave
    any more killers behind you
    on your expedition back,
    relax and nuzzle back
    into your pillow. *


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. xoxo2hot4uxoxo xoxo2hot4uxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    »»»»»»HMMMMMM
    5 minutes have past by... lemme refresh my page
    to see if i got any more favs :)
    any1 else?

  19. xxdanceoholicxx xxdanceoholicxx
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 4:51pm UTC
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  20. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 6:10pm UTC
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