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barneythebigpurpledino
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August 27, 2012 8:19pm UTC

"When life gives you limes,
rearrange the letters so that they spell smile."
nmf

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Buki
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August 3, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Oh, I'm sorry, what'd you say?
I was too busy thinking about what a stupid person you are.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Buki
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July 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC

I hate it when people can't keep a conversation going.
format by buki

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Butterflypp
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May 21, 2012 7:03am UTC

Me on Cleverbot:
Me: Vas happenin ?
CleverBot: Eating Carrots
Made my day
♥
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Butterflypp
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May 21, 2012 7:19am UTC

Me: Mirror Mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Mirror: You are of course...
Me:
Mirror:
Me:
Mirror:
Me:
Me and Mirror: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JanneteStyles1
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July 10, 2012 1:37pm UTC

When You Get Multipul Notifications in a short amout of time, You're like DAMN!!! IM FAMOUS!!

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JirachiGirl
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July 10, 2012 1:38pm UTC

"You're stupid."
Me: Cool.
"You're emo."
Me: Cool.
"You're fat."
Me: Cool.
"You're a nerd."
Me: Cool.
"You're boring."
Me: Are you asking to get beaten up?

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AshersDust
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 11:29am UTC

It's weird to think how different I was just a few years ago.
So many people have come and gone.
But I feel like I haven't changed much at all.

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Buki
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Me: *Making myself a sandwich*
Mom: *Walks in*
Mom: Oh, sweetie let me do that for you!
Me: Oh, sure. Thank you!
Mom: *finishes making sandwich*
Mom: *Walks off eating my sandwich*
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: -_-

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Elandra
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 6:17am UTC

Lamar S. Smith: I'm the most hated man on the internet!
H´tler: I'm world's most hated man!
Osama Bin Laden: No I'm world's most hated man!
Justin Bieber: I'm world's most hated man alive!
All: Shut the Fck up, Bieber! We're talking about men here!

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 6:52am UTC

Peeta: You're insecure. Don't know what for.
Katniss: Oh no not again.
Peeta: I'm throwing bread when I walk out the do-o-or.
Katniss: Peeta....
Peeta: *Don't need make-up, to cover up, that reaping dress is eno-o-ugh
Katniss: What really?
Peeta: Everyone else in the district can see it, everyone else but yo-ou
Katniss: Just Stop!.
Peeta: Katniss you light up my world like nobody else! The way that you're catching fire gets me overwhelmed. But when you climb up those trees it ain't hard to tell, you dont kno-o-w
Katniss:
Peeta: YOU DONT KNOW I LOVE YOU SO!

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IsabellaBubblezMwahahaha
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 7:23am UTC

Guy: Breathe if you think i'm hot
*whole world dies of suffocation*

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Buki
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July 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Father: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy
Father: Come on! Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy.
Father: F*ck you! Say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Honey! I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?!
Baby: Daddy
Father: Are you kidding me?!

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Buki
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July 6, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Cute guy: Hey.
Me: Who paid you?

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MistakesWorthLearning
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July 9, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Me: Truth Or Dare?
Friend: Truth
Me: Tell me who you love
Friend: Nevermind, Dare.
Me: Okay, I dare you to tell me who you love.

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Dawn
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July 9, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Me: Your hair is so pretty !
her: Uh..thanks? Are you like lesbian or something?
Me: Yeah, totally. *sarcasm*
her: Uh okay I'm gonna go.
Me: Look up the definition of sarcasm please. You might want to know what polite means aswell.

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theaterrr15
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July 9, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Friday night and we're just talking
Stars are crashing in the sky
Burning just for you and I

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