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  1. Musiclovez13 Musiclovez13
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:11am UTC
    I can say I hate you a billion times,
    but we both know I'd take you back
    in a heartbeat...
    ____________♥____________
    nmf

  2. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    *Talking to my 6 year old cousin whilst on the swings*
    Her: Can I tell you a joke?
    Me: Sure. Go ahead.
    Her: Well basically, there was a cow walking up a hill, when he saw a chicken blocking his way. So he was like "Mooooooove" and the chicken didn't move. So he was like "Mooooooooove" and the chicken didn't move. So he said "Mooooooooove" and the chicken was like "Fukaaff"
    Me: *Laughs*
    Her: So do you get it?
    Me: Yeah...
    Her: That's good.....because I don't.
    Me: *dies of laughter*
    **true story**
    Looking back now, I don't know what's funnier.....the joke or the fact she didn't get it.

  3. EvenIfIHatedYou EvenIfIHatedYou
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 5:23pm UTC
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    I'm Fine.
    Really

  4. Whitecherry Whitecherry
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    I just want
    to be worth something, to someone
    Format: PhotographyAtHeart

  5. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    what you see:
    Colorful hair.
    Colorful pants.
    Laughing/smiling.
    Good grades.
    what you dont see:
    Vulnerability.
    Sadness.
    Anxiety.
    Depression.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. redapplecandy redapplecandy
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    I wonderful if anyone walks by me and thinks
    Wow, She's Beautiful
    Format: twilightgirl995

  8. chocolatecake chocolatecake
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Crying so hard you can't breathe.
    Yeah, that's me.
    Right now.

  9. RainbowMe RainbowMe
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    him:
    *slams phone at wall* She said forever! She said she loved me. She said she'd be mine, forever. I guess forever is over. It's all over.
    her:
    *locks bathroom door, sits on floor and cries* All those hugs. The kisses. The I Love You More fights. All meant nothing to him. He played me. Am I really that worthless?
    nmq/nmf

  10. Paradise_ Paradise_
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    Okay, this past Monday was 'National Suicide Awareness Day'. Most people including myself, wrote the word 'love' on their wrist to show support to anyone who has had anything to do with suicide. Most people feel sympathy for those who loose their lives, but no one truly understands what if feels like unless you loose someone close to you. The night of this past Friday (Septemeber 14, 2012) my bestfriend commited suicide because of bullying. No person has the right to say such rude things to make someone want to end their own life. Because, no matter if you feel worthy enough or not, you're worth something in this world. And, just because you think no one loves you, you really have no idea how hard it is for the people around you to deal with the pain.
    So, as an important lesson; basically watch what you say to someone else. You may think you're just saying words, but you never ever know how it can affect someone.
    I'm not asking for faves, but if she could be in your prayers, it would be greatly appreciated. ♥
    Rest in Paradise, Sierra.

  11. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Life isn't a fairytale.
    Chances are, if you lose
    Your shoe at midnight, you're going to be walking home barefoot.

  12. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Stay strong
    Beautiful,
    because things will get better.
    it might be stormy now,
    but it can't rain forever. ❤

  13. BooLovesSpaz BooLovesSpaz
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    This is to all the people that have been called ugly, emo, quire, lezbo, gay, physcho, b/tch, and so many other things.
    To the people who have been told to kill themselves. Who have been told no one cares and no one ever will.
    To the people who have cut. To the people who have skipped meals. Who have puked.
    Dry your eyes and join me in saying I deserve to live and nothing and no one will stop me. I'm beautiful and perfect. The world can screw themselves if they can't see it.
    Stay strong and love yourself!! <3 <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. ericaa05 ericaa05
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:37am UTC
    take me as i am,
    or watch me as i go.

  17. MyNameIsAryssa MyNameIsAryssa
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    You need a good hit
    In the face
    With a
    Cinderblock

  18. EllieB123 EllieB123
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    So today...
    My mom found out that I cut.
    I was expecting a lecture...
    But she pulled up her sleeve and showed me her scars.
    And said...
    "We're in this together"
    true story


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. somenightsx somenightsx
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living.

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