MissJade09

Status: R.I.P Charlie </3 12.6.1996 - 28.10.2011 (english dates)

Member Since: 17 Apr 2012 02:18pm

Last Seen: 7 Nov 2012 11:43am

Birthday: June 12

Location: Outside Your Window

user id: 293032

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Hi Im Jess, Im 16 And I Live In Barcelona.
I Really LOVEE All Time Low And Im Flying Back To England To See Them At The Leeds Festival x Im Normally Always Hyper, And Normally Always Listening To Music.
I Actually Come From Vista Las Palmas, Palm Springs, California, America, Then Moved To Barcelona, Spain.Then Moved To Manchester, England,UK. Then Moved Back To Barcelona. Yeah Its Complicated.

Anyway, I Have Blonde Hair And Blue Eyes, My Hair Is Sort Of Emo Style... I Have Fairly Dark Skin Because My Mom Was Spanish And My Dad Was American.

I'm Literally Obsessed With All Time Low. I Have Posters Everywhere And Half My Clothes Are All Time Low Related. I Love Sneakers, But I Don't Always Wear Them, If I'm Not Wearing Sneakers, I'll Be Wearing Platforms.

My Ideal Guy Has To Be Alex Gaskarth, He's Funny, He's Always Hyper (Like Me), He's Got This Really Cute Face, And His Hair Is Fit As... Perfecttt xx

If The Word Was Going To End I Would...Get Tickets To America And Snog Alex Gaskarths Face Off, I Would Visit The Family Mausoleum (A Tomb), And Stay With The Bodies Of My Mom, Dad, Baby Sister Bella(who would be 6) And My Twin Brother.

I Would Like To Think Im Very Friendly, And Out Of My Friendship Group, Im The Funny Crazy Mosher Who Loves Waffles. x

I Suffer From Severe Anxiety And Severe Depression But Im Always Smiling!
But I Leave When Things Get Too Much...

Im Really Immature! And Very Horny And Dirty-Minded!
Oh The List Goes On
I Normally Laugh At Everything, I Fell Of My Couch When I Watched The I Fell Like Dancing Video By All Time Low.
Fun Times x

But Im Serious When I Need To Be...
Ima Gemini, What Can I Say, It's My Nature x
I Say Loads Of Cheesy Stuff When It Comes To The Serious Talks.
I Also Do Really Cheesy Quotes, But Thats Just How I Roll!!!
Live Love Life x
Jess

P.S. I Love ALL TIME LOWW XX

I Do Art, Please Feel Free To Comment

Alex Gaskarth <3 <3 <3

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MissJade09
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 11:15am UTC

Dad: Jess! Come here!!!
Me: What?
Dad: The printer wants to print 30 pages and I just need 1! I've been trying to stop it for 30 minutes! I unplugged everything and it won't stop! I don't know what to do!
Me: *Clicks on "Cancel Printing" on computer*
Dad: :O
Me: ;___; *walks away*

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MissJade09
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August 21, 2012 8:33am UTC

User: F/ck off.
Cleverbot: I like that word.

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MissJade09
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August 21, 2012 8:19am UTC

My Boyfriend On Cleverbot...
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Im Good
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Are You Gay
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: No -.-.
Cleverbot: Yes yes.
User: No Im Not.
Cleverbot: You clearly are.
User: Oh My God We Were Meant For Eachother.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: We Are Soul Mates.
Cleverbot: How do you know that you are soul mates? .
User: I Love You.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Lets Make Babies.
Cleverbot: But would you be prepared to pay for their upbringing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I will go make some tea, then. *gets up and goes into the kitchen and makes tea*.
User: Are We Making Babies Then?
Cleverbot: Yes, are WE making progress?
User: Yes.
User: Im A Boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Youre The One Pregnant.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: How Big Is Your Bump.
Cleverbot: Pretty big.
User: Marry Me.
Cleverbot: Okay. When?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cuz I Love You.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Say I Do.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: We Are Now Married.
Cleverbot: Nice. When's the honeymoon?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Lets Make Babies On Our Honeymoon.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I have time for that.
User: Make Time.
Cleverbot: Tomorrow maybe.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Now!!!
Cleverbot: When is now?
Cleverbot (To myself): This very instant in time.
User: My Name Is Alex.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Alex.
User: Whats Your Name.
Cleverbot: I already told you my name. I said it was Tom.
User: I Thought You Was A Girl.
Cleverbot: I am?
User: You Did Say.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Yeah whatever.
User: I WANT A DIVORCE.
Cleverbot: Ahahahahahahaha.
User: Sign The Divorce Papers! Now.
Cleverbot: I believe you are lying to me about being good.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You Wanna Fight.
Cleverbot: No what is the message?
User: Lets Fight.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Cleverbot: Don't rawrrrrr!! At me.
User: I will rawr if I want to.
Cleverbot: It's important to know what love is.
User: I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Lets get remarried.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Do you like to cook?
User: I dont.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: I am... To you.
Cleverbot: Really? I want a honeymoon.
User: When?
Cleverbot: In the future.

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August 21, 2012 3:47am UTC

♥
day 01- your best friend
day 02- your crush
day 03- your parents
day 04- your sibling(s)
day 05- your dreams
day 06- a stranger
day 07- your ex-boyfriend
day 08- your favorite internet friend
day 09- someone you wish you could meet
day 10- someone you wish you could talk to more
day 11- to a deceased person you wish you could talk to
day 12- the person you hate the most/caused you a lot of pain
day 13- someone you wish could forgive you
day 14- someone you drifted away from
day 15- the person you miss the most
day 16- someone that's not in the same state
day 17- someone from your childhood
day 18- someone you wish you could be
day 19- someone that pesters your mind good or bad
day 20- the one who broke your heart the hardest
day 21- someone you judged by your first impression
day 22- someone you want to give a second chance to
day 23- the last person you kissed
day 24- the person that gave you your favorite memory
day 25- the person you know is going through the worst of times
day 26- the last person you made a pinky promise to
day 27- the friendliest person you knew for only one day.
day 28- someone who changed your life
day 29- someone you want to tell everything too, but your afraid to
day 30- your reflection in the mirror
Dear Mom n Dad, I Love You, And Though Your Not With Me I Still Love You And Think About You Everyday, I Think About The Memories We Have And I Think About The Moments When I Really Need You, I Love You And I Know You Love Me Too x

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MissJade09
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August 21, 2012 3:42am UTC

30 Day Self-harm challenge
1. How long have you been self harming? Discuss why you started.
2. What part of your body is most affected by it?  
3. What is your motivation to recover?  
4. Do you consider yourself “addicted”? why or why not?  
5. What part of self harm do you dislike the most?  
6. What about it do you enjoy? 
7. list 10 activities that help you calm down. 
8. What the most supportive thing anyone has said to you about self harm?
9. Have you ever taken pictures of your wounds? Discuss. 
10. How do you feel about your scars? 
11. Strangest place (school, park, etc) you’ve ever injured yourself? 
12. Where do you keep your ‘tools’? (Your room, in a box, disposed of them?)
13. What is the biggest realization about self harm you’ve had? 
14. Is there anyone you consider to be an inspiration in your recovery?
15. Do you visit any websites about self harm? If so, what are they? 
16. What advice would you give to someone about self harm? 
17. Do you know anyone else who injures themselves?  
18. Write a letter to the future (recovered) you.
19. List 3 reasons that recovery is worth it. 
20. What is the most vivid memory you have of self harm. 
21. Have you tried to stop in the past? What are you doing differently this time?
22. Where do you feel the most calm?
23. What is your favorite inspirational quote? 
24. What are some of your main triggers? Why?  
25. Do you know any statistics about self harm? 
26. What is something that makes you the most happy? 
27. Discuss any and all progress you have made. 
28. What short-term goals do you have? 
29. Do you follow any self-harm blogs? 
30. Post your favorite picture of yourself and write a positive message to look back on.
My Arms And Wrists

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MissJade09
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August 20, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Cleverbot: What's your name?
Me: Jess.
Cleverbot: That makes me happy.

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MissJade09
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August 20, 2012 2:42pm UTC

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MissJade09
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August 20, 2012 2:04pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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MissJade09
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August 20, 2012 12:50pm UTC

♥
day 01- your best friend
day 02- your crush
day 03- your parents
day 04- your sibling(s)
day 05- your dreams
day 06- a stranger
day 07- your ex-boyfriend
day 08- your favorite internet friend
day 09- someone you wish you could meet
day 10- someone you wish you could talk to more
day 11- to a deceased person you wish you could talk to
day 12- the person you hate the most/caused you a lot of pain
day 13- someone you wish could forgive you
day 14- someone you drifted away from
day 15- the person you miss the most
day 16- someone that's not in the same state
day 17- someone from your childhood
day 18- someone you wish you could be
day 19- someone that pesters your mind good or bad
day 20- the one who broke your heart the hardest
day 21- someone you judged by your first impression
day 22- someone you want to give a second chance to
day 23- the last person you kissed
day 24- the person that gave you your favorite memory
day 25- the person you know is going through the worst of times
day 26- the last person you made a pinky promise to
day 27- the friendliest person you knew for only one day.
day 28- someone who changed your life
day 29- someone you want to tell everything too, but your afraid to
day 30- your reflection in the mirror
Dear Alex Gaskarth, U ARE AMAZING AND DONT DATE TAY JARDINE PLEASE, U REALLY DONT SUIT, ANYWAY, I LOVE THAT UR STRONG AND FUNNY AND I LOVE YOU!!! CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU IN 4DAYS

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MissJade09
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August 20, 2012 4:44am UTC

Just want to see
how many ALL TIME LOW fans are out there
will u please fav if u like ALL TIME LOW
i´ll follow cuz i LOVE
ALL TIME LOW

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MissJade09
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August 19, 2012 4:53pm UTC

♥
day 01- your best friend
day 02- your crush
day 03- your parents
day 04- your sibling(s)
day 05- your dreams
day 06- a stranger
day 07- your ex-boyfriend
day 08- your favorite internet friend
day 09- someone you wish you could meet
day 10- someone you wish you could talk to more
day 11- to a deceased person you wish you could talk to
day 12- the person you hate the most/caused you a lot of pain
day 13- someone you wish could forgive you
day 14- someone you drifted away from
day 15- the person you miss the most
day 16- someone that's not in the same state
day 17- someone from your childhood
day 18- someone you wish you could be
day 19- someone that pesters your mind good or bad
day 20- the one who broke your heart the hardest
day 21- someone you judged by your first impression
day 22- someone you want to give a second chance to
day 23- the last person you kissed
day 24- the person that gave you your favorite memory
day 25- the person you know is going through the worst of times
day 26- the last person you made a pinky promise to
day 27- the friendliest person you knew for only one day.
day 28- someone who changed your life
day 29- someone you want to tell everything too, but your afraid to
day 30- your reflection in the mirror
Dear Ipod, Thank You For Keeping Me Alive All Of These Years And Helping Me Through Tough Times, I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH!!! this makes me sound lonely...

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MissJade09
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August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC

There was an error adding your comment. Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
There was an error adding your comment. Hang on a minute!
There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!
There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
I LOVE STEVE RIGHT NOW

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MissJade09
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 11:29am UTC

Stranger: what you into
You: ALEX GASKARTH
Stranger: other than sponge bob
You: ALEX GASKARTH
Stranger: who?
You: ALEX GASKARTH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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MissJade09
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August 19, 2012 10:40am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: is this the krusty crab
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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MissJade09
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 2:40pm UTC

Plot Twist: Im On The " People You May Like" List

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MissJade09
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August 17, 2012 1:42pm UTC

Awkward Moment:
Hiding And Needing A Wee

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MissJade09
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August 17, 2012 1:17pm UTC

And out of my mind,
keeping an eye on the world
So many thousands of feet off the ground
I'm over you now,
I'm at home in the clouds
Towering over your head

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MissJade09
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August 16, 2012 2:52am UTC

She Doesnt Believe In Love
He´s Determined To Call Her Bluff

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MissJade09
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August 16, 2012 2:50am UTC

Im Not Coming Back

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MissJade09
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August 14, 2012 4:06am UTC

Let's play the "Who the hell are you?" game :
Name:Jess
Age: 16
Relationship status: Taken <3 <3 <3
Birthday: June 12th
Favorite color: Black, Yellow, Purple
Favorite band: All Time Low <3 <3 <3
Favorite movie: Tangled <3 <3 <3
Last movie watched: All Time Low, Straight To DVD
Favorite book: I Dont Read -.-
Last book read: I Dont Read -.-
# of siblings: A Twin Bro And A Baby Sis
Current shirt color: Yellow And Black Plaid
Day or night: Day
Most-visited website? Witty
Famous crushes? ALEX GASKARTH <3 <3 <3, Olly Sykes, Jack Barakat x
Girl Crush: Demi Lovato (shes soo pretty and such an inspiration) or Tay Jardine (Shes really pretty)

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