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If_This_Was_A_Movie
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 12:14pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you get into a van, but there isn't any candy.
nmq/nmf

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Shanya
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 12:02pm UTC

I love you with all of my butt, i would say heart but my butt is much bigger :)

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ninelittlelions
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 7:46am UTC

I shall have 4 children.
My first daughter shall be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, and I shall
have it going on.
My first son shall be named Luke. Then, my husband can say, "Luke, I
am your father."
My second daughter shall be named Narnia. Whenever I get
something for her, I shall proclaim, "For Narnia!"
And my second son shall be named Sparta. When I introduce him, I
shall announce, "This is Sparta."
nmq- pleasespeaktomyface - nmf

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TheApplesAreComing
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 8:35am UTC

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him.The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something....

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Tumblrislyfe
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 8:50am UTC

I like how,
witty isn't blocked at school.
nice.

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colorfuldarkness
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:56am UTC

2012: I got swag
1800: I posses class.

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SnaperDoodle
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November 14, 2012 11:03am UTC

If I still can’t hear what you say after the 3rd time, I just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question.

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SnaperDoodle
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 10:51am UTC

Whenever I’m in the cinema, I always finish my popcorn before the movie starts.

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SnaperDoodle
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 10:54am UTC

Practicing your signature in case you get famous.

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swaggin_destiny
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 10:51am UTC

Can't wait to have
69
Followers. It'll be a good time ;)!

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SnaperDoodle
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 10:56am UTC

Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don’t, raise your standards.

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SnaperDoodle
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November 14, 2012 10:58am UTC

click to see this quote

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ZacGriffin
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 10:22pm UTC

I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one awesome day at work.

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:)*
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 10:22pm UTC

My mom just asked my dad if he had a
cheese-stick in his pocket, or if he was just really excited to see her.
Sick, mom, just sick.

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smalltowngirl95
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 10:25pm UTC

what if all of our quotes are secretly stalked by a famous person or band and they laugh at all the quotes about them?

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musicalchloe42
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November 12, 2012 10:26pm UTC

(._.) (|:) (.-.) (:|) (._.)
They see me rolling.
They hating.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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EchoMarie
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 10:34pm UTC

format by MikaylaSaysHi
Fave If You Can Read It ;D
This is just meant as a joke, not me trying to get faves.

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Alone56
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 10:34pm UTC

♚
Keep Calm
And
Draw An
Anti-Seabear
Circle.

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WeedHumar420
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 10:38pm UTC

Don't let your dreams go, get high and make them happen.

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