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  1. nameyou2468 nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When a flying saucer crashes on Earth and Katy Perry walks out.

  2. doodles0013 doodles0013
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 1:43pm UTC
    I want to
    rename my iPod "the titanic"
    so when i plug it in it will say,
    "the titanic is syncing"
    jayciecutie01's format

  3. emg2613 emg2613
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    and remember when....
    you were little and right after you watched a movie you pretended you were the main character

  4. peace_love_happy35 peace_love_happy35
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    I DON'T CARE IF
    YOU'RE BLACK, WHITE, BISEXUAL, GAY, LESBIAN, SHORT, TALL, FAT, SKINNY, RICH OR POOR. IF YOU'RE NICE TO ME, I'LL BE NICE TO YOU. SIMPLE AS THAT.
    -EMINEM♥

  5. KaaiiEffers KaaiiEffers
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    there are always those people,
    like M&Ms
    colourful on the outside,
    but on the inside they are plain and miserable

  6. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    dear bop-it;
    twist it, pull it, turn it!
    sincerely, that's what she said♥
    not my format;

  7. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    <div id="quotebykatiie" style="background-color: rgb(0,51,102)"> <div id="quotebykatiie" style="text-align: center"> <p style="text-align: center"><br /> <span class="apple-style-span"><span class="apple-style-span"><strong><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000" face="arial" size="7"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: -4px; font-size: 48px">dear scientists;</span></font><br /> <span style="color: #ffffff"><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial" size="7"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: -4px; font-size: 48px">your mom says </span></font></span></strong></span></span><br /> <font class="Apple-style-span" color="#000000" face="arial" size="7"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 36px; letter-spacing: -4px; font-size: 48px">im big enough. </span></font><br /> <span style="font-size: 36px"><span style="color: #ff0033"><span class="apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><span class="apple-style-span" style="line-height: 36px; font-family: georgia; letter-spacing: -4px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'segoe print'"><span style="letter-spacing: -4px"><font face="arial"><strong><span style="font-family: 'segoe print'"><span style="letter-spacing: -4px"><font face="arial"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#0099ff"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal">sincerely, pluto</span></font>♥</font></span></span></strong></font></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #ffffff">not my format; </span></p> </div> </div>
    does anyone else remember
    how unnaturally pointy
    kim possible's boobs were?♥
    not my format;

  8. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    TEXTING
    Daughter: I just got a 100% on my Chemistry test!
    Dad: I'm so proud of you! - _ -
    Daughter: Why the awkward face?
    Dad: It's not an awkward face.
    It's a chinese smiley face because you're so smart!

  9. VanillaCoke VanillaCoke
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 10:46am UTC
    How can you go from
    being completely in love
    to being complete strangers?

  10. Violet3oh3 Violet3oh3
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    I love you,
    you love me....
    i wish it was that easy, Barney.....

  11. 45baileybear 45baileybear
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    Waving at Security Cameras
    when you enter a store

  12. xoxoGotNinjaxoxo xoxoGotNinjaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    Dear Fork,
    I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.
    Sincerely, Spoon.

  13. Sambabyyx Sambabyyx
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 11:13am UTC
    .
    late at night when all the world is sleeping,
    [I stay up and think of you. ]
    And I wish on a star that somewhere,
    you are thinking of me too.♥
    format to: waddupkatie
    hghghghg

  14. sayyxxjayyxox33 sayyxxjayyxox33
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    t h ose days you . . .
    put the mi l k i n t he cabinet
    and cereal i n t he f r i g.

  15. JackieRenee1 JackieRenee1
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 11:52am UTC
    So, let’s hold;
    You & Barbie
    >> Under a light <<
    & See which one.. Melts the fastest.
    --You f•cking plastic, b•tch. (:
    all mine (:

  16. whitefluffystuff whitefluffystuff
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 10:20am UTC
    my milshake
    »Fav if you just said
    "my milkshake brings alll the boys to the yard."
    Format credit: sparkly_rain_bows321

  17. wilkil4shoes wilkil4shoes
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When a relative asks if you have a boyfriend.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Untamed_darkness Untamed_darkness
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 11:57am UTC
    The only place where you can tickle
    yourself is the top of your mouth ♥
    *Fave if you tried this ♥

  20. hangtheeDJ hangtheeDJ
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    why hi
    there
    m r sexypants♥

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