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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Me: *Sitting alone on my computer*
    *phones vibrates*
    Me: Yes!! People like me.
    Me: *Checks phone*
    Me: Ugh hate this biitch.
    Me: *Puts back phone*

  2. juju5068 juju5068
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    Mean Girls In Shakespeares Time.........
    Four go out to thee Glen coco
    thou doth succeed Glen coco!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Leeexxiiiii Leeexxiiiii
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:25am UTC
    If you're COOLER than me,
    then that makes me HOTTER than you.

  5. shoot4thestars shoot4thestars
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:31am UTC
    Having Take Me Home on Repeat <3

  6. ThatSoccerLoser ThatSoccerLoser
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:45am UTC
    Happy 15th Birthday to me ♥
    November 17th, 1997 ^.^♥♥♥♥♥♥

  7. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:56am UTC
    God bless the broken road
    that led me straight to you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:52am UTC
    She pointed at the map & said,
    "ANYWHERE LOOKS BETTER THAN WHERE WE ARE NOW."

  10. hereinmyarms hereinmyarms happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:11am UTC
    first day on witty
    WHATS A LAYOUT?
    WHATS A AWKWARD POTATOE?
    WHO'S STEVE?
    WHAT DOES NMF MEAN?
    WHAT DOES NMQ MEAN?
    HOW COME YOUR PROFILE HAS COLOURS?
    WHAT ARE QUOTE FORMATS?
    HOW COME YOUR QUOTES HAVE BACKGROUNDS AND DIFFERENT FONTS AND COLOURS?
    2nd day of Witty
    Oh.

  11. Leeexxiiiii Leeexxiiiii
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:19am UTC
    I want to be the girl who will make you smile during the darkest occasion.
    I want to be the girl you give your sweatshirt to when it's cold.
    I want to be the girl all thoes other girls are jealous of.
    I want to be the girl your parents love.
    I want to be the girl you call yours.
    I want to be the girl forever.
    and... I am the girl.
    I am so lucky.

  12. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:25am UTC
    "Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are dating
    Because they wore the same necklace."
    One time, I wore the same sock as Selena Gomez
    And now we're lesbian for eachother.

  13. rara213 rara213
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:31am UTC
    If your mom can't find it, then it's gone forever.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:22am UTC
    "Who do you think will be the first to get Married in One Direction?"
    Louis: "I think it would be...I don't know but I'd
    Love it to be Niall. Imagine we all go away, we have
    Like a year apart doing whatever. We're all doing
    Different things and when we come back Niall just
    Got married. You know when Niall sometimes says
    Things that he doesn't really mean to, it just comes out?
    You can just imagine him doing that. He would be like,
    'Will you marry me? Oh sh/t, f/uck,
    I didn't mean to ask you that'."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:39am UTC
    IT SURPRISES ME HOW MUCH I CARED AND HOW MUCH
    you just didn't.

  18. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:38am UTC
    Time is precious,
    waste it wisely. ♥

  19. wavez24 wavez24
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    I always give 100% at school:
    12% Monday
    23% Tuesday
    40% Wednesday
    20% Thursday
    5% Friday

  20. wavez24 wavez24
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    i am almost 100% positive that me and my best friends will
    be the old ladies
    causing trouble at the nursing home.

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