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February 22, 2012 3:34am UTC

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Squarez
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December 26, 2011 7:42pm UTC

FOREVER

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falyssa34
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December 26, 2011 6:48am UTC

Sometimes I wonder if you're thinking about me half as much as I'm thinking about you...

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falyssa34
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December 27, 2011 12:19am UTC

I would rather be ignored and treated like complete sh*t than be lead on...

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PowerTumbler411
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December 26, 2011 5:08am UTC

At 11:11 I was going to wish for him
to love me, but then I realized it
hasn't worked the past 1000 times.
So instead I wished for him to be
wishing for me.

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ilycutie25
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December 26, 2011 5:09am UTC

I'm Santa and I know it
JINGLE, JINGLE, JINGLE , JINGLE, JINGLE BELLS
TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE ELVES

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jennylovesyouu
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December 25, 2011 10:42pm UTC

your lips on my lips;;
thats a Merry, Merry Christmas<33

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wasforcedtomakeone69
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December 25, 2011 8:06pm UTC

F...A...V...E" If You Did One Of These Before
1) Walked into a room. forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered
2)0 When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper
... ... ...
3) When you were little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually " ♥ "
4) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off
5) Tried to balance the light, between the ON & OFF

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xoxobieberloverxoxo15
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December 25, 2011 2:43pm UTC

I wonder
who the second person to join witty was.

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Macy
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November 12, 2011 2:55pm UTC

: ♡♡♡
Yesterday, at 11:11 on 11/11/11,
my wish was to talk to you again, one more time.
Today, you said hi to me, stopped next to me and talked to me for a long time.
This means that dreams can come true ♥

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Macy
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November 17, 2011 4:00pm UTC

Last night, I dreamed
I was in a beautiful relationship.
Then, I dreamed I got hit by a train.
Thank you, stupid dream.
I'm reposting this because of a grammar mistake in the first version.

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Macy
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December 3, 2011 12:26pm UTC

: ♡♡♡
Nobody ever said that life was fair,
And I'm not saying that it should be,
So knowing that you are where you want to be and I'm not comes as no surprise,
But don't expect me to be happy.
Congratulation, I hate you - Alesana

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Matt_Is_Boss
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December 26, 2011 4:31am UTC

Sometimes laughter is the best medicine.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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KrystalKastles
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 4:47am UTC

omg lol.
i completely forgot about this account until now.
so i was just scrolling through my old quotes and
omg, i have changed, so much. and then there's
old quotes about my ex and me when we were
together. whoa. things have changed so much.

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BeOriginal
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December 26, 2011 4:48am UTC

2012
will be better.
i promise.

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justmyepicness
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December 26, 2011 5:02am UTC

We'll be glowing in the dark.

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breezy_mac
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December 22, 2011 2:11am UTC

Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it.
Because if we actually felt how much we love them, it would kill us.
That doesn't make you a bad person. It just means your heart's too big.

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breezy_mac
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December 22, 2011 10:07pm UTC

I aint meant for peace
im meant for pain.

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breezy_mac
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December 22, 2011 10:12pm UTC

Got something to say?
say it to me not everyone else

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