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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Thinking about suicide?
    Go to a hospital, walk the halls.
    Look at the people who fight every day to live.
    Their families who are afraid to lose the ones they love.
    Look at the doctors who work day and night to save lives.
    Don't give up on things that other people fight for...

  2. JordanRae JordanRae
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    I don't have trust issues,
    I just don't trust you.

  3. HateGrenade HateGrenade
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:33am UTC
    *skip if you want to, long but worth it.
    Happy 65th birthday to my wonderful Pop(Kevin) <3
    I'm not asking for faves or anything, but I would like to tell everyone how insperational my Pop is...
    On his 13th birthday, his father, John (Jack for shot) woke him up to tell him '' Happy birthday'' and that he loved him, my Pop said ''Thank you'' and that he loved him too. Him and his family were staying at a holiday house on a beach for his birthday, His father, John, was fishing with his friend, so they could have fish for my Pop's birthday dinner. So John and his friend were fishing when a tidal wave came, they ran, but it was too late, the wave had dragged John to the bottom of the ocean, left to drown. His friend tried saving him, but he was no-where to be seen... After the death of his Father, he was terrified, and now has a fear of water beuase the same thing could happen to a loved one of his. At only 13 my Pop was forced to look after his two sisters while his mother had several jobs, and was having mental problems... My Pop taught me how to be strong, when he told me this, I expected him to cry, but he didn't . When his Mother died, I expected him to be weak, but he stayed strong. <3
    I love you Pop. <3
    And R.I.P John, 52 years today. </3

  4. ILoveIvyB ILoveIvyB
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    me: Brr.... this tanktop is not keeping me warm enough!!
    boy holding big sweatshirt: *keeps walking*
    me: DANG.. I AM VERY COLD
    boy:
    me:
    boy:
    me:
    boy: *keeps walking*
    me: wtf???
    If i was a boy i would give my sweatshirt to any girl i saw who was cold, just to make her day :)

  5. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    this made me pee my pants. read it, it's worth it
    A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
    The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.
    So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
    The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
    The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.
    This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
    The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
    The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
    Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
    The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.
    He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail.
    After
    an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
    He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the
    $500.00
    and goes right back to sleep.
    The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
    The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

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