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  1. 2good2btrue 2good2btrue
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    On a test paper:
    Please do not right on this page.
    YOLO
    format by jimmy365

  2. WittyP_xo WittyP_xo
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:06am UTC
    Dear Movies about high school,
    No one hangs a picture of their crush in their locker.
    Sincerely.
    I'm not that much of a stalker:) ♥


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. reyyy312 reyyy312
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:46am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. suprize123 suprize123
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:12am UTC
    scientist: The average person is on a computer 23 hours a year.
    me: you mean per day.
    scientist: what.
    me: what.

  6. missmeltdown missmeltdown
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    You'll be seeing a lot of 4th of July quotes,so I thought I'd go ahead and sayMerry Christmas!

  7. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    One Direction: We are not gay
    Human Population: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you ...
    *meant to be funny, no hate. I like one direction

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    "My mom doesn't understand that even
    though my room looks dirty to her
    i know where my things are
    - Miley cyrus ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  9. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    Plot twist:
    The people who make all the One Direction quotes and One Direction accounts are actually One Direction, not a bunch of fan girls.

  10. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    Every teacher before they draw on the board: "I'm not an artist."
    format by neversaynever16

  11. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  12. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    One Direction things#163
    Niall is the only one who hasn't been in a relationship since One Direction formed...
    aw.. i'll be your girl Niall <3

    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  13. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    One Direction isn't an inspiration?
    Harry: Made me believe that you don't need to be super skinny and gorgeous to get a guy. He taught me age isn't the biggest problem in a relationship.
    Niall: Taught me it's okay to be different. He made me believe that some guys really will wait for the girl of their dreams, not just the other way around.
    Louis: Made me believe it's ok to be immature no matter how old you are. He taught me people can change and to dress how I like no matter what people say to me.
    Liam: Convinced me that if you want something bad enough and you keep trying you can reach your goals, even if you fail the first time. He also inspired me to change it up every so often.
    Zayn: Taught me that being shy can be a good thing sometimes. Also, he taught me that it's okay to be happy with your appearance, and to love yourself.
    Now do you believe me? If not, one last thing: They made girls feel beautful and brought fans closer together.
    We are family.<3

  14. loveyouthisbig loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:20am UTC
    Love: A form of Amnesia.
    When a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world.

  15. i_heart_youx3 i_heart_youx3
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:41am UTC
    if you're reading this...
    ||||||||||||||||||||||||| congratulations,
    you're alive |||||||||||||||||||||||||
    && if that's not something to smile about,
    then i don't know what is.

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    if you are mean to my siblings,
    I will hit you with a brick or quite possibly a bus.

  17. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Lets flip a coin,Heads - we stay togetherTails - we flip again....

  18. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 7:50am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Me? Sarcastic? Never!
    Fave if you said it in a sarcastic voice
    nmq/nmf

  19. OctoberDiving OctoberDiving
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:20am UTC
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    Fave if you do one of these in class :
    1. Peel off your nail polish
    2. Search your hair for split ends
    3. Check the clock every 5 minutes
    4. Draw hearts on your paper
    5. Draw smileys on your hand
    6. Secretly eat ,
    Hope I'm not the only one(:
    nm/nmq
    ------------------------

  20. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    When darkness turns to light,
    IT ENDS TONIGHT.

:)

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