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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
ROFFFFFFLLLL
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MasterBroda · 1 decade ago
While I do agree that we do not have to do a lot of these things, allow me to tell you just what would happen if I didn't shave, flatten my hair, pluck my eyebrows, dye my hair, wax my armpits, or wear tight bras. I am one hairy . My heritage is hungarian, polish, and I'm English. If I didn't do any of the things I said above, I would look like freaking big foot parading around with my hair flying everywhere and my boobs just being out of control. Now for the safety of young children, small animals, and easily terrified people, I do have to do these things XD
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
I agree with like two of those points, but the rest. Hey, no one is forcing us. We don't have to do anything we don't want. It wouldn't surprise me if a guy would say 'well, you choose to do that sh/t all by yourself'.
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MasterBroda · 1 decade ago
Alright. Before you go all "YOU SUCK" on me, allow me to clarify a few things up. I posted this quote because I found the parody from the Venetian Princess, and I found it funny. This quote was not meant to be taken seriously. If you actually took the time to get to know who I am, you would find out that I am very liberal and I find that males and females alike should be treated as equals. Like one of the comments said down there, 'stop acting like you are superior to males.' I know I'm not superior, and I grew up with brothers, and the majority of my friends are guys, plus I grew up as an army brat surrounded by soldiers. Besides, even thought I don't hold females on a high pedestal, neither do guys. A lot of guys think they are superior to females just as much as you have girls thinking they are superior. So as I said, this is not MY opinion, this is a parody that I found on youtube not meant to be taken seriously, and I gave credit to the original owner. SO thank you, and have a nice day. :3
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dearoceantown* · 1 decade ago
Venetian Princess!
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Ineedmakyinme · 1 decade ago
But if you think about it, we dont have to shave if we dont want to or go
Out and blow money on make up. We dont have to do any of it, we choose to do it. Its not mandatory.
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cuddlethosehaters · 1 decade ago
i love this quote and all, i just think that the part where you said 'skip meals and count pounds' is wrong...because boys do starve themselves alot actually and they work out more than us because thats what we want...i just thought i should say that. awesome quote though (:
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Theatre_Train · 1 decade ago
Love this and i thought it was 7 :P
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WhoAreYouToJudge · 1 decade ago
I saw that! :D
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abbie* · 1 decade ago
I love this parody ^.^
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laaurenn · 1 decade ago
Venetian princess!
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moo · 1 decade ago
1. thats way more than 7 and 2. stop thinking you're superior to males
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softballlover123 · 1 decade ago
Thats the only version i actually know of that song... by Venetian Princess
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HeLivesAgain · 1 decade ago
You ever said you HAVE to do it?
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
Venetian Princess<3
Love her(:
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AwkwardGirl · 1 decade ago
Haha
I love this parody!
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MasterBroda · 1 decade ago
And btw I guess I forgot to add this but this is not my quote and it is from the VenetianPrincess. Plus, this is not my format :3
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
I salute you! :D Though the last line made me laugh xD
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deliacullen247 · 1 decade ago
OMFG. this is so cute c:
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JustAlittleUnwell · 1 decade ago
i really love this quoteee

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