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1. dreambiglovelotskmaries29
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 6:08am UTC
   we had a drug presentation today,
   the teacher asked why someonestarts
   so my friend said, YOLO♥
   
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2. mintzfranco
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 5:23am UTC
   "Squidward, why are you wearing my hat on your nose?"
   
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3. br0kenwings
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 5:19am UTC
   HELPFUL GRAMMAR TIPS
   YOU'RE = ownership
   EXAMPLE = Is that you're cake?
   YOUR = you are
   Example = Your stupid.
   THERE = ownership
   Example = That's there cake.
   THEIR = they are
   Example = Their stupid.
   THEY'RE = place
   Example = They're they are
   
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4. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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5. livsbestfriendryan
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 7:05pm UTC
   If the GH sound in ENOUGH is pronounced "F" and the O in WOMEN makes the short "I" sound & the TI in NATION is pronounced "SH" then the word
   "GHOTI"
   is pronouced just like
   "FISH"
   Welcome to the english language.
   
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6. YOUMAKEMYWORLDSTOPx
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 2:49pm UTC
   brain: i have so much time.
   heart: what are you waiting for?
   -----------------------------
   maybe you think you have time, maybe he
   is worth waiting for. but telling him now is
   better than realizing that you're too late.
   because the only thing to regret is what
   you didn't say
   
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7. vintagememories
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 4:39am UTC
   ..
   your beautiful<3
   
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8. BeMineBieber_xo
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 2:42am UTC
   thatawkwardmoment
   WHEN YOU READ A BOOK, AND YOU PRONOUNCE THE NAMES YOUR WAY, UNTIL YOU WATCH THE MOVIE, AND REALISE YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THEM WRONG THE WHOLE TIME.
   
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9. mackenzieann
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 12:38am UTC
   Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation,
   pop sensation.
   Butt rotation.
   Elbows elbows, wrists wrists.
   Shut up girl you just got disssed ;D
   Fave if you remember this !
   
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10. Chellsey
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 12:39am UTC
    in the end,
    we only regret the chances we didn't take,
    the relationships we were too afraid to have,
    and the decisions we waited too long to make.
    
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11. ohhshanappp
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    October 26, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    hated by many,
    wanted by plenty,
    disliked by some,
    confronted by none.
    
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12. Sarahl98
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 3:25am UTC
    The sexual tension when you find out who picked you in ‘heads down thumbs up’
    
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13. cheerfreakk
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    YOU HAVE A BETTER ChaNCE OF FINDing waldo
    THAN A boyfriend.
    ♥
    NMf.
    
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14. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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15. cheerfreakk
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    ME WITHOUT YOU IS LIKE
    pepsi without cans,
    pedophiles without vans,
    AND JERSEY SHORE WITHOUT TANS.
    
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16. Julietxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    That moment
    When a guy stretches so far , you can see his abbs and boxers.♥
    
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