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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 7:53pm UTC

When a girl wants to kiss you:: She
plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles her
fingers, and waits for you to make a move.
When a boy wants to kiss you:: Smiles
nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the
right moment to make a move.
When I want to kiss you: I stare at you
from a distance, and start sobbing about how
ugly I am, and that I'll die alone with
approximately 73 cats.

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flyinhawaiianxo
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 6:23pm UTC

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin'. They hatin'.

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vickyxo
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 5:01pm UTC

So me & my crush were texting
and he's like im playing MW3. im like so want me to text you later?
Hes like no i want you to text me now. Im like okay cause usually
people dont want to be bothered when playing video games.
SO HE SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A QUOTE THAT SAYS :
"Dear girls, if a guy pauses a video game
just to text you back.
Marry him. <333"
♥

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 5:37pm UTC

Tomorrow Morning,
I'm sitting in the car for 8 hours just to go to Maryland & meet my witty best friends
who live 400 miles away. w i s h e s r e a l l y d o c o m e t r u e
11 / 11 / 11 ♥

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 5:53pm UTC

Fave if your thinking of him. ♥
LOL JK! FAVE IF YOU WANT FOOD.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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An'*
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 7:33pm UTC

all those hours in front of
the mirror are a waste, cause that boy won't ever look twice at me. ♥

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SpreadALittleLove97
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 4:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

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laurenpartingtonxx
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 3:05pm UTC

"Ask me if I'm a tree."
"Are you a tree?"
"No."

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Belladixie17
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 6:37pm UTC

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Roses are red, violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting & the violets are dead.
The sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 2:40pm UTC

I wish
There was a pen
That can Copy and Paste.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 2:26pm UTC

♥
I really can't picture anyone
having a crush on me. It's just weird to think someone
actually taking time
to think of me
♥

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justinbieberobsessed
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 8:32pm UTC

so lead her on, tell her lies, let her fall for you.
she's just a girl.
right?

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Anjchyka
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 7:29am UTC

Dear people who say they’re a ninja
when they catch things after dropping them
N I N J A S D O N ' T D R O P T H I N G S .
Sincerely, a ninja
nmq

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melissababayx14
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC

Dear mother who died with her children on the Titanic,
you know they evacuated
mothers and children first right?
sincerely, you just killed your children.

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ilooovetosmile98
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 5:17pm UTC

Is it just me or...
You LOVE getting 5 page texts,
But HATE sending them. ♥

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hellosunshine_x
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 1:45pm UTC

Dear new generation,
The Lion King was during our generation. Just because it coming out in 3D doesn't make it yours.
Sincerely, 90s kids

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mickey22895
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 10:55pm UTC

☐Gay
☐Straight
☐Bisexual
☐Lesbian
☑Human
I'm a lesbian and I get bullied constantly for being gay. Fave if you're against discrimination ♥

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SpongeBobW36
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 2:41pm UTC

Wake up in the middle of the night to pee:
Avoid all the mirrors
Airplane engine make a sudden noise:
I lived a good life
Hear thumps while in shower:
Your whole family is been killed and you're next
Turns off all the lights before go to bed:
Omg, run faster before the demons get you
Elevators door doesn't open immediately open:
TRAPPED FOREVER
Realize it's too quiet, wheres everyone?
God Zombies.
makemstfu.

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iwishforyou_xoxox
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:14pm UTC

*Adjusts Bra*
Best friend: STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!
nmf

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