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  1. imxstuckxinxthisxcrazyxlifexx imxstuckxinxthisxcrazyxlifexx
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 8:18pm UTC
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  2. Volleyballgurl45 Volleyballgurl45
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    April 21, 2012 7:00pm UTC
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  3. dream_big_xx dream_big_xx
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Who else unzipped google's zipper ;)

  4. you_only_live_once you_only_live_once
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    One day she's going to
    break down in tears,
    you won't understand why because she's so
    strong at holding the tears in. She's always
    there for everyone else but she needs someone
    to be there for her. She needs someone to hold
    her & tell her everything will be okay & mean it. She
    just needs someone who understands her in every way.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ .

  5. Volleyballgurl45 Volleyballgurl45
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    Make your own
    sentence.
    Step one, choose the
    month you were born.
    January- I hate
    February- I ran naked with
    March- I need
    April- I shot
    May- I fell in love with
    June- I kissed
    July- I pooped on
    August- I slept with
    September- I killed
    October- I went out with
    November- I shaved
    December- I left the country with
    Step two, choose the day you were born.
    1: a monkey
    2: a hooker
    3: vacuum cleaner
    4: your mom
    5: Barney the dinosaur
    6: your ex
    7: Santa Claus
    8: a dog
    9: your dad
    10: a condom
    11: a bowl of cereal
    12: Channing Tatum
    13: Justin Bieber
    14: a horse
    15: an old man
    16: a drug dealer
    17: a clown
    18: your grandma
    19: a bag of maggots
    20: Michael Jackson
    21: a drunk Mexican
    22: a rotten egg
    23: a piece of crap
    24: Taylor Lautner
    25: Lil Wayne
    26: a creepy doll
    27: George Bush
    28: a hobo
    29: Shane Dawson
    30: old socks
    31: no one
    Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.
    White- because thats who i am.
    Black- because im sexy.
    Pink- because my friends told me too.
    Red- because i was in the mood.
    Blue- because i hate my life.
    Yellow- because im awesome.
    Gray- because i smell bad.
    Green- because i love to.
    Orange- because im beautiful.
    Brown- because its fun
    Purple- because thats how i roll..
    No shirt- because i have perfect abs.
    Other- because im single.
    Now fav and comment your sentence!
    michaelchannel

  6. allynicolexD allynicolexD
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    "Haters make you famous"
    Rebecca Black has proven this theory.

  7. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Waking up for school:(-_-)
    Waking up on a holiday: \( 'O' )/

  8. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Dear Facebook friends,
    WHO ARE NOW GETTING WITTY,
    I made this to get away from you.
    SINCERLEY, GTFO.

  9. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Friends need advice; I'm Dr.Phil.
    I need it; I'm an awkward turtle.

  10. you_only_live_once you_only_live_once
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing, its okay not to be okay♥...
    nmf

  11. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
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    December 27, 2011 9:01pm UTC
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  12. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
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    December 27, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    Guy: If you were in my bed right now, what would you be doing? ;)
    Me: Is it comfortable?
    Guy: Yeah it is! ;)
    Me: Sleep.

  13. imxstuckxinxthisxcrazyxlifexx imxstuckxinxthisxcrazyxlifexx
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    My name is Gracie Lee Benson.
    I'm 15 and I have a 2 week old son, Rylen
    February 18th 2011, was the day I lost my virginity.
    March 20th, 2011 I found out I was around 6-7 weeks pregnant.
    Rylens real daddy (Justin) left me, February 19th, 2011.
    He used me & took advantage of my feelings.
    May 3rd 2011, Tyler David Brown, ask me if he could be my babies daddy.
    May 3rd, 2011, My heart was stolen by the best man in the world.
    November 13th, 2011. My baby boy was born,
    & I couldn't be any happier than I am right now
    My name is Gracie Lee Benson.
    I'm 15 and I have a 2 week old son, Rylen.
    & this is my story<3
    Mommy loves you baby boy.

  14. eatsleepwitty143 eatsleepwitty143
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:55pm UTC
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    everyone has a weakness
    i have two:
    everything you say, and everything you do

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  15. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
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    December 17, 2011 4:55pm UTC
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  16. NicoleMariexo6 NicoleMariexo6
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when Adele shows up at your house out of the blue uninvited
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. easycomeeasygo easycomeeasygo
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    Facebook is like boys,
    once you understand them,
    they change.

    nmf

  18. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    What did one tampon say to another?
    Nothing, they were both stuck up b*tches.
    lol.

  19. Kolesz Kolesz
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT:
    when the automatic toilet flushes and you're still peeing.

  20. MyWallsComeDown MyWallsComeDown
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    September 25, 2011 2:47pm UTC
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