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Mafinha

Status: Can't wait for Black Ops II!

Member Since: 2 Aug 2011 01:44pm

Last Seen: 28 Oct 2012 03:49am

Gender: F

user id: 202625

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Mafinha
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 4:12pm UTC

If you try out the new Witty beta (option appears at the top of the normal wittyprofiles website) you can access this option called "People you are ignoring"
Now, we can ignore quotes from a certain user. Here is the description of this function:
"When you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them."
So. Much. Win.

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Mafinha
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Beyonce: I don't know much about algebra, but I know 1 plus 1 equals 2
Me: *arithmetics

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Mafinha
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 9:56am UTC

Whatever you do
always give 100%...
...unless you're donating blood.
9gag.com/gag/4702075

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Mafinha
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 2:12pm UTC

You are the
Higgs Boson
of my life because without you,
my universe wouldn't "matter" +++
quote from: 9gag.com/gag/4695138
format by: lovesickmelody

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Mafinha
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 9:36am UTC

And in the darkest night,
if my memory serves me [ right ] [♥][♥][♥]
I'll never turn back time
Forgetting you but not
the time. ////

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Mafinha
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Memories are what warm you up from the inside. But they're also what tear you apart.
-- Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

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Mafinha
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 10:56am UTC

Class: *has to hand in project*
Teacher: Deadlines are non-negotiable.
Class: *does test*
Teacher: I'll mark your tests whenever I can.

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Mafinha
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 4:57am UTC

Last Friday Night - Hunger Games Style
Katniss: There's a baker in my bed
Cato: There's an arrow in my head
Peeta: Flour all over the room
Finnick: The arena's like a pool
Effie: Haymitch smells like a minibar
Haymitch: I was passed out in the yard
Octavia: I just lost my other shoe
Rue: Is this a stab wound or a bruise?
Katniss: Training scores ended up online, I'm screwed
Haymitch: Oh well
Glimmer: The tracker jacker attack was a blur but I'm pretty sure it ruled
Foxface: Damn
All: Last Arena Night!
Katniss: Ya we shot some table tops
Haymitch: And I took too many shots
Peeta: Think we kissed but I forgot
All: Last Arena Night!
queen-tigris.tumblr.com/post/24994438765/last-friday-night-hunger-games-style

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Mafinha
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:35am UTC

Don't ever hesitate. There's hope.
Dominos Pizza: 1-(734) 930-3030
Papa John's: 1-(877)-547-7272
Pizza Hut: 1-(800)-948-8488
nmq(found it on tumblr)

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Mafinha
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:27am UTC

Ash Ketchum from Pokémon is still 10
feeling YOUNG already? :)

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Mafinha
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 8:40am UTC

If you have
food in your fridge, clothes in your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep
You are richer than 75% of the world.
If you have money in the bank, your wallet and some spare change, you are among the
top 8% of the world's wealthy
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness you are more blessed than the
million people who will not survive this week
If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the agony of imprisonement or
torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation, you are luckier than
500 million people alive and suffering
If you can read this message, you are more fortunate than
3 billion people in the world who cannot read it at all

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Mafinha
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 3:32pm UTC

N o t h i n g l a s t s f o r e v e r a n d w e b o t h k n o w [x] [x] [x]
hearts
{ CAN ♥ CHANGE «
A n d i t ' s h a r d t o h o l d a c a n d l e i n [x] [x] [x]
this cold
{ NOVEMBER♥ RAIN «

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Mafinha
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 3:14pm UTC

I ever tell you 'bout the time my buddy Ellis stole a
race car from the mall and drove it over some
zombies? ...hm, I'm going to miss Ellis
------------ Zoey, The Passing

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Mafinha
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 1:01pm UTC

I don't need to "get a life".
I'm a gamer;
I have lots of lives.

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Mafinha
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 12:23pm UTC

3rd Grade:
Friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
Me: what?
Friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR F___ING CHRIST!
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME!
OMFG I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS. HELP ME.
Source: m0thra.tumblr.com/post/11644034555/3rd-grade
nmq

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Mafinha
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Anonymous 1
I need Google in my brain and an Anti-Virus in my heart...
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Anonymous 2 and...Photoshop in your face!
24 minutes ago · Like
Anonymous 1 Oh...screw you!
24 minutes ago · Like
Source: 9gag.com/gag/4203051

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Mafinha
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 4:17pm UTC

Edward can't read Bella's mind because she doesn't have one..

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Mafinha
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 12:33pm UTC

I want to go back to the times when
people used the term
dating instead of "going out" ...

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Mafinha
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Sharks aren't so bad,
IF A STRANGER ENTERED MY HOUSE
WEARING ONLY A SPEEDO, I WOULD
PROBABLY ATTACK HIM TOO.
nmf

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Mafinha
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 3:33pm UTC

Oh I miss those days as the years go by
Oh nothing's sweeter than summertime and American honey..
*•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•*
Format by : IfILayHere_Formats

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