Just saw this on rage comics...
*me listening to ipod in class like a boss*
Teacher: Derp where is your homework assignment
Me: Oh, written in the stars
Teacher: Where?
Me: A million miles away...
Teacher: I will call your parents
Me: A message to the main, Ohhh
Teacher: I will give you summerschool!!!
Me: Seasons come and go
Teacher: I think you need a SERIOUS attitude adjustment Derp!!!
Me: But I will never change...
Teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE NOW
Me: I'm On My Way!