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  1. CarryOnxxx CarryOnxxx
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Girl: What do you do for a living?
    Guy: I hunt and kill aliens.
    Girl: What!? Aliens aren't real!
    Guy: Have you ever seen one?
    Girl: No...?
    Guy: You're welcome.
    nmq

  2. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Attractive Person: I wish I was attracti-
    Me: Get out.

  3. Gothabalunza Gothabalunza
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Shoutout to my computer screen
    For having to stare at my face all day
    And not throwing itself out a window

  4. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    M Y D O G J U S T L I C K E D M E O N T H E L I P S.
    L A D I E S A N D G E N T L E M E N, I D O B E L I E V E I ' V E J U S T H A D M Y F I R S T K I S S.

  5. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Do you ever just want to grab someone by the shoulders, look
    them deep in the eyes and wisper,
    "No one gives a f.uck."

  6. kiwi* kiwi*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    We're all a little weird,
    and life's a little weird.
    And when we find someone whose weirdness is
    compatible with ours,
    We join up with them
    and fall in mutal weirdness
    and call it
    LOVE
    ~Dr. Seuss

  7. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Just because
    you're not meant to be together
    now,
    doesn't meant
    you're not meant to be together
    ever.

  8. arii321 arii321
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    When a guy has
    a good personality
    it automatocatically make them a 100x more attractive.

  9. perfectlywrecked perfectlywrecked
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 10:32am UTC
    I never make the same mistake
    twice; I make it 5 or 6 times just to be sure.

  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Since the first day we met,
    I knew he'd be hard to forget.

  11. JustBravo JustBravo
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    tumblr
    I find it cute when couples
    act like best friends. Or when
    best friends act like couples.♥

  12. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    I love when
    little kids tell me I'm pretty. It gives me a huge confidence boost,
    because little kids don't lie.

  13. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    30 ways to make a girl smile
    1. Tell her she is beautiful.
    2. Hold her hand at any moment (even if it's just for a second)
    3. Hug her from behind
    4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to
    5. Wrestle with her
    6. Don't go hang out with your ex when she is not with you, you might not realize how bad it hurts her
    7. Write her notes, or call her just to say "hi"
    8. Introduce her to your friends... as your girlfriend
    9. Play with her hair
    10. Pick her up (she loves it)
    11. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it
    12. Make her laugh
    13. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
    14. If she's mad at you, kiss her
    15. If you care about her, tell her
    16. Give her your sweatshirt
    17. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone
    18. Look her in the eyes and smile
    19. Hang out with her on weekends
    20. Kiss her in the rain
    21. Kiss her for the heck of it
    22. If you're listening to music, let her listen too
    23. Give her what she wants
    24. Compliment her eyes
    25. If you care about her, show her
    26. Send her long texts
    27. Sing for her
    28. Walk with her to her classes
    29. Give her flowers on Valentine's Day
    30. Tell her you love her
    *this is what I would do with my girlfriend*

  14. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    That one guy,
    you barley know, but already have a little crush on.

    not minee<3

  15. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Football games.
    Orange leaves.
    Warm hoodies.
    Hot chocolate.
    Foggy breath.
    Cold nights.
    Bon Fires.
    Fall.

  16. silently-dreaming* silently-dreaming*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    *Yesterday in English class*
    Random Girl: (To teacher when he's walking away) Hey! Hey! You! You!
    Random Guy: I don't like your girlfriend!
    Best Guy Friend: No way! No way! I think you need a new one!
    Both Guys: HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
    Both Guys: HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE ME!
    Some other dudes: HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I KNOW IT'S NOT A SECRET!
    Everyone: HEY HEY YOU YOU I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!
    Teacher:You're so fine, I really wanna make you mine... Well this is awkward...
    yep, this actually happened. let's just say my class is musically talented.

  17. Bellamynamenottwilight Bellamynamenottwilight
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Things to do in an Elevator
    Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
    Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
    Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
    When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
    Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
    Start a sing-along.
    When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your cell phone?"
    Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
    When a group of people get on, say, "I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today..."
    Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
    On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
    Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

  18. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 11:29am UTC
    Crush
    Who's that guy that hurt you? I swear I'll kill him.
    Suicide is a horrible thing.
    nmf

  19. im_only_me im_only_me
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 10:10am UTC
    "When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you have been doing since you were 13"
    -Jenna Marbles

  20. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Girl
    If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Boy
    Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
    26 minutes ago · Like
    Girl
    Sure
    26 minutes ago · Like
    Boy
    Nevermind it's too cheesy
    25 minutes ago · Like
    Girl
    Lol
    25 minutes ago · Like
    Boy
    Okay suck my d/ick
    25 minutes ago · Like

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