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keriannxoxo
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October 31, 2012 2:35pm UTC

loving him was red

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FullOfRegrets

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October 31, 2012 2:36pm UTC

"He looked right at you!" they said.
"It meant nothing." I said,
"He could never fall for someone like me"

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awesomenessandahalf
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October 25, 2012 11:47am UTC

A giraffe in a top hat walks in to a bar and orders 6 martinis and
SHAME ON YOU FOR WANTING A PUNCHLINE.
this giraffe clearly needs help.

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Unknown_Person
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August 26, 2012 9:45pm UTC

WHATEVER YOU DO
NEVER say 'Nibbles' with a blocked nose.....

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Unknown_Person
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August 26, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Guy falls off cliff.
Everyone: ☉. < ouch...

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Unknown_Person
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August 26, 2012 11:16pm UTC

Pretending to type fast and typing:
ercbusfikcfwqwptriuyaakfvmxnmzxnvmkgjghjhuhnhjidn cujvxscxcvscddfkvvvnrleri
dcbjcbjcdbvhsdbjcjndvjndvvhstfqwtqvdt726r595hifnfuhduhrncbddfvkojhisdjnncfji
djufhvbgkddddddderoqpeic rqp xu upi hipruic wupxw encrvnrv uonuvc funjfcv idjfh

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Unknown_Person
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September 8, 2012 7:33am UTC

For the love of cats, please follow the rules.
Wow Steve is a directioner?

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Unknown_Person
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September 9, 2012 11:17pm UTC

74 Following
74 Followers
OMG! 74 IS MY LUCKY NUMBER! NO JOKE!!!
Creepy much......

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Iluvudaniella
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Fake smiling?
I'm a professional at that.
format- Iluvudaniella

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Iluvudaniella
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September 15, 2012 3:14pm UTC

You like to sleep?
Me too lets do it together sometimes..
Format- Iluvudaniella

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shewillbeloved_x
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 1:28pm UTC

you never misseD me.
& i guess because of that, I sToPPeD MIssInG you.

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Iluvudaniella
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Me: What were you doing in the bathroom?
Alex (my brother): Using the bathroom. What else dumb-ss?
Me: -face palm- I just got owned...

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Kin
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October 26, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Me: "OMG I have to tell you this story
about-" *starts laughing* *deep breath* "Ok
there was this..." *starts laughing*

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_ItsMeShelbyPeople
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Whenever people speak a different language around me
I always suspect they are talking about me..

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 2:23pm UTC

It happens to me
We all know it happens to you
I flip over the pillow to get the cold side
if its dark downstairs, I run upstairs really really fast like someone is trying to get me
I open a new pack of gum and suddenly everyone is my best friend
if I cannot hear someone after 3 times I just smile and nod.... :)
if I said something sort of harsh I just put an lol at the end of it to make it seem better
I’ve had that mini spazz attack in bed when i'm dreaming that i'm falling
I push doors that clearly say PULL.
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and forget why I was there.
I count on my fingers in math class.
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave.
I say it's a long story when it's really not
I will go slightly out of my way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
I hate hearing my voice in recordings.
I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.
I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember what letter comes next.
I turned the light switch on and off rapidly.

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LauraStyles
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 2:27pm UTC

Who ever said 'Money can't buy happiness' obviously didn't look in the right shops...

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LauraStyles
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October 26, 2012 2:35pm UTC

The awkward moment when you don't know where to look when people are singing 'Happy Birthday' to you.....

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Getting the guy you like
What you're supposed to do:
Be really nice, sweet, funny, and talk to him a lot.
What I do:
Facebook stalk him while talking to my cat

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lilprince
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 2:42pm UTC

1D: UP ALL NIGHT!!!!
KATY PERRY: WIDE AWAKE!
TAYLOR SWIFT: KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN..
me: were all turning into insomniacs o.o
CHRIS BROWN:DONT WAKE ME UUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: YAY NOT ALL OF US HAVE LOST IT!!! *stays awake until 5 o clock* ... I DONT NEED SLEEP. I HAVE INTERNET!!!!

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awesomenessandahalf
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October 26, 2012 2:45pm UTC

Me: *decides to melt chocolate*
Me: *gets distracted by witty*
Me: *sees pan bubbling and smoking*
Me: *continues to go on witty*

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