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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    "hey remember when you liked -"
    SHUT UP
    SHUT UP
    SHUT UP

  2. MsHoran MsHoran
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Some b|tch at school: omg didn't you like where that shirt the other day!?!!1!?
    Me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
    Me: Okay I got this
    Teacher: *calls your name*
    Me: Here
    Me: nailed it

  4. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    I don't like morning people...
    or mornings...
    or people...

  5. lettherainhideyourtears lettherainhideyourtears
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    I know not everybody cares, but I was one of the people who wrote on their wrists today.
    who else did it? Or wore yellow?
    happy suicide prevention day. I love you all. ♥

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    R.I.P to all the people who have
    commited suicide, we will keep
    you in our prayers & every other day
    10.9.12

    format credit to OneDirection

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    My version of "flirting"
    is staring at someone I find cute
    and hoping they're braver & less socially awkward than me.
    ..

  8. Qutiepie3229 Qutiepie3229
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Shy Girl Problems #2:
    Walking into a classroom full of people you don't personally know so sitting there silently, waiting for the period to end.

  9. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Katy Perry's on replay, she's on replay.
    Katy broke our VMA, our VMA.
    But we got more anyway, yeah anyway.

  10. Qutiepie3229 Qutiepie3229
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 11:43am UTC
    It's ok, I understand.
    she's skinnier. shes funnier.
    She's prettier.
    don't worry,
    I wouldn't choose
    myself either.
    But then again,
    who would?
    Format by Sandrasaurus




  11. Kailey♥* Kailey♥*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    If only..
    - my phone never ran out of charge
    - the fridge never ran out of food
    - the wifi never had a password
    - guys weren't such dickheads
    - school was never invented.
    Life would be so much
    easier.

  12. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    He hit me with the truth.
    But still, a bus would've been less painful.

  13. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Person 1: I'm gorgeous!
    Person 2: I'm a genius!
    Person 3: I'm super athletic!
    Person 4: I'm popular!
    Person 5: I'm hilarious!
    Me: I breathe.

  14. Kailey♥* Kailey♥*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    School for 12 years,
    college for 4 years or more...then work till you die.
    great.
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  15. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    All this time you were pretending,
    so much for my happy ending.

  16. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    You accepted me for who I am
    and not for who you wanted me to be.
    - The Vow

  17. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Is "fat" really the worst thing a human can be?
    Is 'fat' REALLY worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', or 'cruel'?
    not to me, It Isn't
    -J.K Rowling

  18. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    you believe the lies,
    so you eventually learn to trust no one
    but yourself.
    - Marilyn Monroe

  19. freelance freelance
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:18am UTC
    NoBoDY seems To caRe,
    unLess You'Re PreTTY oR DYinG

  20. xoxpaigexox3 xoxpaigexox3
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    we're not friends,
    we're s t r a n g e r s with memories.

:)

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