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alpharedw13
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 8:29pm UTC

When teachers assign a long paper on Friday:
Teacher's expectation: Spend all weekend working writing and revising until the paper is practically prefect!
Reality: Wait until 9:00 Sunday night, freak out because you forgot, throw something together quickly before you go to sleep.

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Lex*
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 8:25pm UTC

You Know You're A Directioner #25
When
January 12th, February 1st, August 29th, September 13th, December 24th, and July 23rd aren't just days.
Fave for a series.
NMF.

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Bloodymascara219
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 8:22pm UTC

This is the FIRST time, in a LONG time,
that I couldn't stop smiling. ♥

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dreamhopepray
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 8:22pm UTC

When You Accidentally...
Put your c too close to an l and it looks like a d.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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catherineball4
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 5:28pm UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>
I hate those relationships
with guys,
where you text
more then you talk in person.
<<<<<<<<<<<

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swimmyshark
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Does anyone else ever have those
My hair smells AMAZING days?

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fearless12xoxo
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 5:45pm UTC

Mom: Were going to a party ton-
Me: will there be wi-fi?

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 5:20pm UTC

Spongebob Squarepants, & Patrick Star
-Different colors
-Different sizes
-Different shapes
Exhibit A;
That 2 people who are so different can be not only best friends.
If Spongebob and Patrick don't care, why does society have to?

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weasleyisourking
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Me:I need to lose some weight, stop eating junk food
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:...Is that chocolate...?

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H2TK
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:47pm UTC

H e r e ' s t o t h e k i d s . . .
that have always wanted to go to Hogwarts.

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starlightx
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:35pm UTC

*me seeing a pigeon*
Me: HOLY CRAPP IT'S KEVIN!!!!
Mom:
Me:
Mom: ......
this is why i don't have friends..

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 3:13pm UTC

When I see a hot guy in public
me: you're face satisfies me.
me: oh look, he's on that hollister bag! wait, no.
me: can i have your babies?
me: our children would be gorgeous.
me: i wonder what your voice is like.
me: i bet it'll make my ovaries explode.
me: what's your name?
me: he's too perfect to have a facebook
me: may i lick your face?
me: i should mysteriously slip my number into his back pocket
me: those shorts could look good on the floor of my bedroom.

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RyanZ923
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 3:14pm UTC

I have a hard time setting my quote to 'Funny'
because, like what if nobody thinks it's funny? then it's just all awkward ..

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yuzermali
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 5:07pm UTC

- me watching the Olympics -
Me: Damn boy, work it.

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dukey95
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 6:29pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ChickFlick
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Seeing boys play with
little kids is probley the
most attractive thing ever.

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DepressedWaiting
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Congratulations to BrookeHenderson
After all those bullying years, the suicidal thoughts, beating her face into bruises, and pushing her boyfriend to the ground, she went to rehab. All this chaos, she left it there and went by herself. This is a congratulations to another brave girl. Her username BrookeHenderson on witty. Her boyfriend goes on her account. I'm her boyfriend's friend. So congrats Brooke.
READ IF YOU DIDN'T ^^

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iloveyuxoxo
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Maybe your dicks so small cause you stuck
3/4 of it in your
Personality

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Imperceptible
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:17pm UTC

I'm just a kid
& life is a nightmare, I'm just a kid, and I know that it's not fair.
nmf

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