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carebear123
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 6:17pm UTC

My boyfriend and i talking:
Him(jokeingly): Im cheating on you with harrison(his friend)
Me: wow hes such an a.swhole!
Him: no hes perfect!
Me: nobodys perfect
Him: harrison is
Me: no i am
him: i know baby take me back
true story:)♥

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XObreeOX
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 6:17pm UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>
I hate when
the microwave
decides to heat my plate,
but not my food.
<<<<<<<<<<<

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idkomg123
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Person: "Sticks and Stones may break my bones
but words will never hurt me"
Me: *throws rock*♥

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staystrongthingsgetbetter
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 5:06pm UTC

The word beautiful
dose not require the word skinny.

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runner98
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 5:56pm UTC

I live in New Jersey and my
Aunt lives in Texas.
In Texas there was this boy my age walking home
from his highschool and he thought it was only
two miles but it was really five miles away. So
he stopped at my Aunts house and asked for a
drink of water because he was about to literally
pass out. So he starts feeling better and
out of all the pictures on my Aunt's wall he
picked out mine and asked
"Who's that girl?"

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sammy*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:17pm UTC

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Reality sucks.
but i blame movies for such high expectations,
& disney fairytales don't help.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
jayciecutie01's format

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 2:09pm UTC

When you're younger
you don't look at people and think "They're ugly. I'm ugly. I'm fat." All you think is they're a boy and they're a girl. simple.
When you get into your teenage years
you start to become insecure, and you hate yourself, hate everyone, hate everything you do. Think nothing can get better. Your life is over.
Then you grow out of it
and you realize your appearance doesn't matter. You don't need to impress anyone, and life doesn't suck that bad.
It gets better, it really does.

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jmslivelaughlove
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:04pm UTC

⚓
No matter what happens...no matter how hard it may be...
don't sink
♥
nmf / my quote

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yolo143youonlyliveonce
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 7:13pm UTC

SOMETIMES GOOD
THINGS FALL
APART
SO BETTER
THINGS CAN FALL
TOGETHER♥
MARILYN MONROE

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dont
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 7:05pm UTC

they say that home is where the heart is
and you took mine before you left.
I'd gladly leave it all behind in an instant
because without you I'm not myself

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imthenewcancer
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 7:07pm UTC

We accept the love
we think we deserve.

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Given_Up_All_Hope
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Hello BEAUTIFUL
LISTEN, I KNOW LIFE IS HARD. IT ALWAYS IS, AND IT'S ALWAYS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE, AND THAT'S WHY I MADE THIS ACCOUNT-SO THAT YOU CANT VENT. I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. IF YOU WANT TO EMAIL ME, YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT KYLIEJO808@GMAIL.COM, (NO CAPS) OR IF YOU HONESTLY NEED TO GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST YOU CAN TEXT ME AT 319-493-1377. I AM HERE FOR YOU, I PROMISE. PLEASE DON'T PRANK CALL MY PHONE-MY PARENTS WOULD PROBABLY GET MAD AT ME, BUT MY GOAL IS TO SAVE AT LEAST ONE LIFE, ESPECIALLY ON HERE. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, I AM HERE FOR YOU, I PROMISE. I'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT TOO. I WILL NOT GIVE UP ON YOU, OKAY? I PROMISE <3
not my format

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Kizzie29
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Butterflies, beating hearts, daydreams, random smiles.
It sounds like you're in love.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Sometimes I feel like everyone I go to school with is an idiot.
And by sometimes, I mean all the time.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 6:44pm UTC

wow why did i never realize
a moustache is just a mouthbrow
or that eyebrows are just eyestaches
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 6:18pm UTC

☾
★
i love sleeping
but i hate going to sleep
do you see my problem
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
★

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love's a wild thing ♔*
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 6:47pm UTC

I HAD A DREAM
about wren from PLL ♥
I think I may be a little obsessed...
Format by _jaycutie01_
is that how you spell it? o.-

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Pick her up
and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
She'll scream and fight you,
but secretly, she'll love it.
Hold her hand while you talk.
Hold her hand when you drive.
Just hold her hand.
Tell her she looks pretty.
Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
Protect her.
Tell her stupid jokes.
Tickle her, even when she says stop.
When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Get her mad, then kiss her.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Kiss her on the cheek.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Just kiss her.
Let her wear your clothes.
Go slow.
Don't push anything.
When you fall in love with her, tell her.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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SimpleMe
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 6:13am UTC

Skipping the first slice of bread in a loaf
Because Its ugly,
Just Like society Taught us to.
- - ♥ - -

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