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sillyspiders29
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 12:48am UTC

Me: I had the weirdest dream last night!
Friend: Yeah, me too.
Me: Can I tell you about it?
Friend: Sure!
Me: Okay, well--
Friend: *sighs and goes on phone*
Me: *thinking* yeah thanks for listening to me.

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sillyspiders29
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 12:56am UTC

Me: *at midnight*
Me: Yeah! I'm so hyper!
Me: I'm going to go on Witty!
Me: Yes mom, I don't go party at midnight.
Me: I call this living.
Me: *sneaks into kitchen and makes a sandwitch*
Me: Heck yeah.
Me: Wiittaayy!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *12:30*
Me: *Asleep with sandwitch stuck to face.*

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RemainsOfTheB
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 8:59pm UTC

My Usual Sleepover Routine:
Stay up until 7 am
Sleep until someones parents pick them up.

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lovenuggets200
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Sometimes when I'm alone I think of all the stupid things I've done. All. At. Once.

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DreamScribbler
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Do you wanna know my problem?
I absolutely love you.
I love your name.
love the way you look at me.
I love your smile.
love how i can be having the worst day but you can still make me happy.
I know I can't have you
but i just can't stop.
I can't stop wanting you.
Thats my problem.
all minee

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Ashlee Nicole*
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:17pm UTC

Pain:
Is My Car
TheBlade:
Is My Fuel
The Tears:
Are The Windshield Wipers
Music:
Is My Radio
Lonliness:
Are My Wheels.
And I'm just enjoying the long road to recovery

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sillyspiders29
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:27am UTC

You're way too young to be broken
You're way too young to fall apart
You're way too young yo play these games

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ChassyJonee
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:17am UTC

I Have F C K All I Need Is U.!
[ Lolszx Im So Funny]

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ridingonagreenrocketship
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 8:50am UTC

Fun Fact # 4
Hippo milk is pink.

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QuoteBook123
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 9:22am UTC

I'm Just A Stupid Fool In Love...

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StayingStrongForever
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:43pm UTC

When he posts something or texts you and you feel your heart breaking.
I really wanna just scream these lyrics to him.
I try to forget you,
But without you I feel nothing.
Don't leave me here, by myself.
I can't breathe.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:08pm UTC

When I'm on my period, I don't do flips in the air, dance around, wear white pants or anything they do on commercials. I eat chocolate, lay around, go on Witty and cry about random stuff.
So pretty much it's just a regular week with some extra bleeding.
Nmf

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LaureeeenN
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:27pm UTC

Phineas: Ferb I know what we're gon-
Ferb: NO B/TCH ITS MY TURN

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kara008
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 8:38pm UTC

I just miss you, that's all.

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lovenuggets200
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:14pm UTC

Me: Dad, I think those shorts are a little too short
Dad: Should I go change them?
Me: Yes please
Dad: You know what? Screw it. YOLO
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: Oh no. Not you too.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:14pm UTC

4/3 of Americans are bad at fractions.
get it?
♥

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EmilyHorse
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Fresh Prince of Bel Air#5
Carlton: if it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, sound like a duck, what is it?
Will: your prom date?
fav for a series:)

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:52pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Softballgirl15
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 10:25am UTC

Here's to The Kids Who ...
Write amazing stories on Witty and no one reads them.

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str0ng
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:05pm UTC

when someone says they love you,
you can't really feel it.
but when they say they don't love you anymore,
you feel every ounce of it.

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