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Life_Of_An_Anorexic_Guy

  1. Moonlightmadness Moonlightmadness
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    That amazing moment when
    the quote you're fanning is at 199 and you make it 200.

  2. JustDreaming JustDreaming
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    wait thats makeup?
    oh i thought it was your birthday and you
    decided to smash your face in cake

  3. itsallie0x itsallie0x
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    What if...
    People used to be able to make wishes,
    Then some one wished they can't
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. theguyonthecover theguyonthecover
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Let's all stop
    SAYING THAT WITTY HAS CHANGED,
    how we wish it went back to how it was,
    MAKE AN EFFORT TO CHANGE THAT INSTEAD.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. dnsmoothie dnsmoothie
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Our generation is going to have the
    weirdest grandparents
    all tatted up and pierced

  8. xSarahLovesYoux xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    You can be the peanut butter to my jelly

    Format by twilightgirl995

  9. MAGM1997 MAGM1997
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels

  10. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Me: I thought "forever" didn't end!
    Him: Sure it does, "the R"
    format by MegaFunsize101

  11. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    you broke me;
    mission
    accomplished.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  12. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Watching Drake & Josh
    Delivery guy: Package for Josh Nicholes...
    Josh: Thanks, have a good-day.
    Josh:
    Josh:
    Josh:
    Delivery guy: Don't tell me what to do.

  13. MndJ MndJ
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    umbl
    Me: I talk to myself.
    Me: Same.

  14. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    My Disney Channel was Even Steven, That's So Raven, and Lizzie Mcguire.
    It didn't involve talking fish, or 11 year
    olds in high school.

  15. ThatonegirlJazzx3 ThatonegirlJazzx3
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    ❒ Taken
    ❒ Single
    ✔ So sexy that they're all
    scared to go out with me. ?
    yep, that's the only logical explanation.

  16. ThatonegirlJazzx3 ThatonegirlJazzx3
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    $19.99
    because $20 is an outrageous
    amount of money..
    (.__.)

  17. lashaay lashaay
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    • pending moderation •
    ^^^
    who else is sick of reading these?

  18. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Scientists say
    If your parents didn't have children.
    there's a 100% chance that
    You won't either
    Tumblr
    format by`julietechoecho


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. xNessx xNessx
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 12:42am UTC
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