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  1. MeMyselfandHim MeMyselfandHim
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 10:38am UTC
    My mom has to realize that she can't compare me with somebody else's kid. I may not be the best, but i'm me. And it hurts to know that even my own Mother believes that i'm not good enough.

  2. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    all I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a skinny body.
    Please don't mix them up like your did last year.

  3. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    You could answer almost anything with "not since the accident."
    Actually you can't,
    not since the accident.

  4. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 7:07am UTC
    Those mornings where you have so
    Much stuff to do that you go back to
    bed instead.

  5. xXmctwistyXx xXmctwistyXx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    shrillex makes me happy.

  6. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 10:01am UTC
    Fan on Twitter: "One of the many things I want to do
    In life is touch @NiallOfficial inappropiately."
    Niall: "Never give up."


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  8. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    When Girls are like OHMYGAWD I just got a boyfriend, and I'm like
    GIRL, One time I got 34 faves on my quote.
    swagerific.

  9. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    What if we were all once Zombies.........
    And there was a Human Apocalypse? O.o
    nmq

  10. NinaLovesYou NinaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 6:29pm UTC
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    1) press the fave button
    2) highlight the numbers
    3) press Ctrl and f
    4) press 99 and see what happenes :P


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  12. xForeverLovedx xForeverLovedx
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 4:59pm UTC
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  13. OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 11:58am UTC
    When everything's meant to be broke ,I just want you to know who I am.


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  15. xForeverLovedx xForeverLovedx
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 6:00pm UTC
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  16. xForeverLovedx xForeverLovedx
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Taken Away
    c h a p t e r / / s i x
    "Woah, no! Roxie. We never talked about this. I don't want to." I say, pushing Roxie off.
    "Why not? You're 15 year old teenager. You know you're craving it." She says winking.
    "Not with you, Roxie." I say getting annoyed.
    She gasps. "And with who? That dumb wh/re, Scarlett? Get over her. She's a freak."
    "How is she a wh/re? And she isn't a freak." I spat at Roxie.
    "Alright, Jackson. I'll let you cool down, I know seeing Scarlett must be crazy. But you'll get over it." Roxie says, walking back to the party.
    But I didn't know if I could get over it.
    Scarlett's POV
    Well, over the weekend I met with a friend, Kade. He asked me out on a date, which I was actually excited for. He was majorly cute. Dark brown, swooshy hair and brown eyes.
    Our date wasn't till Friday, and today is Monday. My first day back in school.
    I got my old schedule back, and headed to first period.
    Then I remember me and Jackson had almost every period together. Kill me now.
    I walked in and saw Jackson and Roxie. My heart dropped.
    But that was when I heard Kade. "Hey, Scar! Sit by me."
    I smiled and sat next to Kade, we were right behind Jackson and Roxie, but oh well.
    "So, I'm really excited for our date this weekend." Kade says, biting his lip.
    That caught Jackson's attention, he turned right around. "You guys are going on a date!"
    "Yes, we are. This Friday." I smile at Kade, not wanting to make eye contact.
    Jackson turned back around and Roxie whispered something to him.
    "Oh, wow. I totally forgot about you and Jackson dating for 2 years. Are you sure you want to go on a date?" He asks.
    "Perfectly fine. He started with someone new, why shouldn't I?" I ask.
    Kade smiled at me, and turned to face the teacher when the bell rang.
    .~.
    It was lunch period, I had Kade in my lunch, but he had to make up a test.
    I got my lunch and sat down, and Jackson sat right infront of me.
    "Hello." I say, trying not to cry. I hate looking at Jackson it makes me want to cry. I still love him.
    "Why are you going on date with, Kade?" Jackson asks.
    "We hung out over the weekend. He was really sweet." I smile to myself.
    "Kade is my best friend, Scar. He doesn't really like you. He is just using you. He does it to every girl."
    "Yeah right, Jackson. He is a lot more nicer than you." I say, starting to get annoyed.
    "K, fine. Maybe that isn't true. Maybe I'm just saying it because.. because, I'm still in love with you." Jackson says looking me right in the eyes.
    Note: I hope you all like this story. I really like it, a lott. :) Sorry for the short chapter. :) Thanks for the 223 notifications. <3
    I do not notify, sorry lovelies.

  17. TylerPossy TylerPossy
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    No.
    I'm not Witty popular.
    I don't have over 100 followers.
    I don't want EVERYONE to like me.
    I don't want a top quote every quote I make.
    I want,
    Just one person to read my quote.
    To have one follower who I can always talk too.
    I want one person to be my friend.
    I just want someone to understand me.
    And to be a TRUE Wittian.

  18. TylerPossy TylerPossy
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 8:06am UTC
    Children: Grandma, Tell us a SCARY story!
    Me: Witty was once down for a day and socially awkward teenagers had to do something with their life.

  19. TylerPossy TylerPossy
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:04pm UTC
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  20. TylerPossy TylerPossy
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    COME AT ME
    BRO.

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