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mrsbloomrox
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March 13, 2010 7:00pm UTC

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_GoodnightKisses
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March 14, 2010 6:43pm UTC

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN;
you don't forward a chain letter, then you die the next day?
yea, i hate it too.

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xodancelover7
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March 15, 2010 9:31pm UTC

Family Guy #4
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there’s a message in my Alphabits. It says, “Oooooo.”
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

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xthosecitylights
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March 15, 2010 10:50pm UTC

Your new girlfriend is like a penny;
two-faced ; worthless ; and [ found on sidewalks ]
not my fade, and i thought of the sidewalk part during gym!

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insidethequestion
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March 7, 2010 3:37pm UTC

Teenagers.
By the time you come home, the fridge will be empty of everything that contains sugar. Texting is important, and no you don’t need to see what our texts say. We like our bedrooms to be messy, how else would we find anything? Headphones in, world out. It’s just fact. Homework is done no earlier than midnight, no matter when we said it was finished. Ben and Jerry’s cure’s everything from paper cuts to broken hearts. Don’t expect an intelligent conversation before 10am, because you will be disappointed. Getting ready for school takes time...do you really expect us to face the world with bed hair? Everything is a big deal when you’re in double maths. Whatever the question, chocolate is always the answer. We fall in love at least once a week- trust me, it’s not on purpose. Candy is a perfectly reasonable breakfast (lunch and dinner). We can’t hear you calling us to dry the dishes, so you might as well do it yourself. Don’t bother trying to understand us, because we don’t understand ourselves.

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oliviaaababyy
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February 28, 2010 10:40am UTC

black roots
bleach blonde hair
orange skin
2-inch nails
FAKE FACE
well aren't you attractive

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cheermaddie312
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February 27, 2010 3:44pm UTC

girls improve their looks
not their mind
because they know
guys are stupid
not blind.

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Renee96
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February 24, 2010 5:13pm UTC

When i was your age,
i knew Shia Labeouf from Even Stevens,
not TRANSFORMERS!

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CJSx
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February 23, 2010 11:50pm UTC

- guy : can i buy you a drink
- girl : NO
- guy : why
- girl : becasue i have a boyfriend
- guy : i have a pet fish
- girl : what?
- guy : i thought we were stating things that didnt matter

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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missTAYLORlautner
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February 7, 2010 6:56pm UTC

Is anyone still curious about
that picture of spongebob
from the christmas party?

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the_unpredictable
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February 13, 2010 8:31am UTC

♥Valentines Day ♥
[ flowers $20 ] [ movies $30 ]
[ dinner $70 ] [ drinks $50 ]
[ hotel room $170 ]
// The look on his face
when she tells him
shes on her period..
PRICELESS
....

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limegreenforev
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February 2, 2010 7:46pm UTC

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xXxHesMyEverythingxXx
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January 25, 2010 6:58pm UTC

Guns don't kill people. . .
Dad's
withprettydaughters do

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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oliviaaababyy
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January 20, 2010 3:47pm UTC

sorry boys
i only blow bubbles
:D

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